Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[tree]

Are you suggesting that a living being could be replaced by
an artificial construct, like a robot?

 

[Thinx]

Well couldn't it?

 

[sidd851]

Is this getting weird, now?

 

[Thinx]

Can you define weird?

 

[sidd851]

Will a strange dog bite?

 

[tree]

Bite what?

 

[sidd851]

Can one bite one's own teeth?

 

[Thinx]

How weird would that be?

 

[sidd851]

Would it be as weird as my having wondered it, even though it wasn't my thought, originally?

 

[Thinx]

Would it help if we knew what the standard measure for weirdness is?

 

[sidd851]

Can you wait a moment while I refer to my
weirdometer's owner's manual?

 

[Thinx]

Wow have you got the old style weirdometer with polished wood fittings?

 

[sidd851]

Have you seen the one with the polished brass under-fingernail electrodes?

 

[Thinx]

Only in my dreams, whats the fuel source for that one?

 

[sidd851]

Does my memory serve in that it was an armadillo running in a hamster wheel?

 

[Thinx]

Hence it's rarity given the wear and tear, but wasnt it 99.7% accurate?

 

[sidd851]

Weren't those the good old days of analog
accuracy?

 

[Thinx]

If Armadillos didn't need to eat and sleep we'd still be using that one wouldn't we, albeit with some kind of digital conversion unit possibly involving gerbils?

 

[sidd851]

Didn't they try that with a carnivorous
gerbil modification that turned out to be a bad design for some reason?

 

[Thinx]

Was the gerbil inclined to nip the Armadillo perhaps, causing feedback that altered the weirdness accuracy?