Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Butterfly88]

Couldn't you just be living in an area where that channel isn't available?

 

[tree]

Does that mean you could be immortal as long
as you can avoid watching that channel, forever?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Do you want me to watch it to see if I die?

 

[Thinx]

Would you mind?

 

[tree]

If you do watch it, and you do die, do you
want your remains made into chicken feed?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Would you mind?

 

[Thinx]

How would you let us know... it's been several minutes..?

 

[tree]

If you have such little patience now,
how will you be able to cope with
any lag time likely to be involved with
posthumous communications?

 

[Butterfly88]

Fridge, how are you feeling?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

If I can walk through walls does it mean I'm dead?

 

[tree]

Do you remember recently watching any movies on tv
with titles such as "Stalked by my Mother, "Stalked by my Ex,"
"His Secret Past," "The Perfect Stalker," "Bad Sister," "Her Dark Past,"
or "Secrets in Suburbia"?

 

[Butterfly88]

Who are you suggesting is stalking Fridge?

 

[Thinx]

Is Fridgeman a zombie now?

 

[tree]

What would be the point of attaching antennae to a defunct
refrigeration unit?

 

[Thinx]

Will he go to the big fridge scrap heap in the sky?

 

[tree]

Is the sky magnetic?

 

[Thinx]

If it isn't, does he have to burn in hell?

 

[tree]

Since when is 'hell' another name for 'salvage yard'?

 

[Thinx]

Will they make a film about him called Dark Secrets of a Turnip Obsessive?

 

[Butterfly88]

Since Fridge is an aspie do you think the film will play in the sensory friendly theater?