20 Things Your TSA Agent Won't Tell You

[Judge]

Interesting/amusing article for you frequent fliers. Stands to reason that knowing such things might improve your airport experience. If that's really possible!

20 Things Your TSA Agent Won’t Tell You (But You Need to Know)

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I'm making a trip to lost and found :

The TSA makes an awful lot of money on pocket change that passengers leave behind; in 2016, they made $867,812.39. According to the agency, “receipts of unclaimed money are deposited into a Special Fund account so that the resources can be tracked easily and subsequently expended.” So keep track of your money, lest the TSA cash in on your forgetfulness.

At least $798,426,56 of that has to be mine.

 

[Judge]

I'm making a trip to lost and found :

The TSA makes an awful lot of money on pocket change that passengers leave behind; in 2016, they made $867,812.39. According to the agency, “receipts of unclaimed money are deposited into a Special Fund account so that the resources can be tracked easily and subsequently expended.” So keep track of your money, lest the TSA cash in on your forgetfulness.

At least $798,426,56 of that has to be mine.

I suspect you've never attempted to secure unclaimed property through official American bureaucracies.

Good luck with that.

But with infinite patience, 110% compliance, accuracy and superhero powers you might just recover a buck or two.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I suspect you've never attempted to secure unclaimed property through official American bureaucracies.

Good luck with that.

But with infinite patience, 110% compliance, accuracy and superhero powers you might just recover a buck or two.

I'm more the take what you want just don't kill me type of Traveller.

 

[Judge]

I'm more the take what you want just don't kill me type of Traveller.

Find another word. "Kill" probably sets off their alarms. "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"

Still, it might be fun to respond to them saying only, "Two Weeks."

Get ready for a surprise! But no, they probably wouldn't share my sense of humor either.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Find another word. "Kill" probably sets off their alarms. "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"

Still, it might be fun to respond to them saying only, "Two Weeks."

Get ready for a surprise! But no, they probably wouldn't share my sense of humor either.

Yep.

Kind of how I feel. Without being Arnie at the end.