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    Pregnancy

    When my baby is born my body will still stretch across both lanes of the Motorway. I will not need a car. Give me 2 tractor wheels greased up with leftover butter from my breakfast. I can easily roll myself from one side of the country to the other holding one in each hand. God help me when I...
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    How It Feels When The World Isn't Listening

    Thxguys
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    How It Feels When The World Isn't Listening

    Pretend story It is hypothetical to prove a point
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    How It Feels When The World Isn't Listening

    Is like this pretend story: You are invited to a party. It's a room full of Strangers. That room is full of newly graduated Doctors; just in their first year of paid medical Jobs. The only evidence you have is the one in your head. That's how it feels when the World isn't listening.
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    Asperger's Mix Up Faces

    Example I mixed up a random image of a woman with Kate Middleton, Princess of the United Kingdom. It's only when I compare the two side by side that I realize the difference. But I have to stare hard.
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    Why do people say "we" when their statement only applies to me

    The best example already used is the condescending comment to the child 'Don't we look nice today' If the Boss says 'We must clean up today' Sits back seething & watches YOU do it, that perfectly describes and exposes the game here. Using 'Our rotas have changed' & then it transpires no...
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    Can you read maps?

    The last few sentences speak the truth And no you're not alone
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    How do autistic males generally handle end of long term relationship?

    In my past relationships I had a great way of ending them: 'Ghosting' and I am a female ...
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    Clumsy Hit A Peak

    I tripped over this library shelf last week. It was overhanging the walkway only slightly: I managed to actually seemingly AIM for it instead of walking through the Gap. Pulled the unit arseways with my shoulder. Sent some of the DVD's flying off the top shelf. Felt like a Vandal. Cheeks...
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    Clumsy Hit A Peak

    Dropped my cup of tea. When I say I dropped it, I was actually holding it successfully, and planning to move it, put it down somewhere else. Had no problem. Suddenly, within 3-4 seconds doing this, my brain sent an OPPOSITE signal to my hand ordering me to drop it. Honestly. It's as stark...
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    I Can't Just Be Normal

    Ok. I have managed to lose 2 hired home helps in less than 6 months due to not being able to be normal. I cannot either: A. Treat them like a stranger, aloof, reserved and distant B. Stop being all or nothing about it. I instantly make up my mind that I can either trust the person or not...
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    My Kind of Humor.

    A great example!
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    Experience of Official Diagnosis.

    WHICH meds are they? Give me the generic base name not the branch off names as meds have a lot of patent names
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    Experience of Official Diagnosis.

    You can see how the dvd shelf was slightly overhanging the walkway. However, I should have been able to judge that gap.
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    Experience of Official Diagnosis.

    I was diagnosed with Asperger's & ADD in 2014-15. I STILL walk get lost driving within my OWN TOWN. I bump into furniture. A lot. Yesterday, I literally WALKED INTO this library shelf. I nearly upturned all the DVD's on it. I was very upset.
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