One day a man who was dirty decided that he needed a wash so he found the perfect way to do it:
?Why not try the washing machine?.
That?s what he did, he opened the door and climbed into the washing machine and spun round and round ? he laundered himself.
To enable him to breathe the man, Percy Meatballs wore a snorkel whilst he spent sometime in the washing machine.
The washing machine wasn?t the only thing the man used for bathing he even did on occasions have a bath in the toilet bowl. He had to take care otherwise he would flush himself down the toilet and fall into the sewer down below.
There was once a case when a man flushed himself down the loo. He fell into the sewer and had to be rescued by a boat that entered the sewer from the river Thames.
?The man?s name was Sidney Toilet. He was born in Dung Street Whitechapel, one of five and a half children.
The house was a slum with a toilet in the backyard.
