Johnny Coyne is currently doing a nickel for shoplifting. The desk sergeant saw him and said, “Man, you’re like a bad penny. Didn’t you learn any cents from the last time?”
The jail’s clergy asked Coyne if he wanted to convert, but Coyne’s response was, “Sorry, that’s not how I roll.”
When asked for their two cents, Coyne’s parents said, “We don’t know what happened. He was always the Coyne Star. He was going to be the next Cash, but then he flipped and he refused to change.”
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I saw an item about a landlord who suspected that someone was peeing in his kayak. So he posted a camera in his backyard and he had evidence that a former tenant was sneaking into his backyard late at night to urinate in the kayak. The landlord was depressed that he might not get to use his kayak again and all I could think was, why? You know it can handle a stream.
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Finally, there was a front page item about a couple who just about lost their Shih Tzu. Yep, they were out for a walk in the park when someone drove up, got out of the car, and shamelessly took the Shih Tzu in broad daylight. Now the couple are on the hunt and they aren’t taking anyone else’s Shih Tzu.
The jail’s clergy asked Coyne if he wanted to convert, but Coyne’s response was, “Sorry, that’s not how I roll.”
When asked for their two cents, Coyne’s parents said, “We don’t know what happened. He was always the Coyne Star. He was going to be the next Cash, but then he flipped and he refused to change.”
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I saw an item about a landlord who suspected that someone was peeing in his kayak. So he posted a camera in his backyard and he had evidence that a former tenant was sneaking into his backyard late at night to urinate in the kayak. The landlord was depressed that he might not get to use his kayak again and all I could think was, why? You know it can handle a stream.
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Finally, there was a front page item about a couple who just about lost their Shih Tzu. Yep, they were out for a walk in the park when someone drove up, got out of the car, and shamelessly took the Shih Tzu in broad daylight. Now the couple are on the hunt and they aren’t taking anyone else’s Shih Tzu.
