"Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed" - Bruno Mars
[video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0[/video]
I thought this Bruno Mars guy was writing a song specially for me!
Cos I am a lazy guy.
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If you ever see me on the streets, I am simply lazy and I can't be bothered. I am equally lazy no matter I have US$200 every month, or US$200,000. I will still be the same old lazy guy with the lazy bone inside me. I will probably appear in front of you in a brandless black hoodie, a Pro Club white T-shirt overlapping another white undershirt, very baggy sweatpants or Dickies shorts, Nike Air Force White on Whites (which sure become dirty) - and probably driving a beat-up car and probably be honked at for being too slow.
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I always sleep or daydream. My eyes do not gaze at you. They think of some other things.
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I do not look like a fat slob now, but maybe I will in near future, since I have cravings for pizza, pasta and cheese - and I love to guzzle soft drinks by the bottles whenever I can.
But no, actually the three paragraphs above just describe what I think every night - every day, though, I slog like no end and eat very little. I am the opposite of laziness as I appear to be.
Is this why I think I am a no-care, just-rest-and-eat-to-be-merry-slob?
[video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0[/video]
I thought this Bruno Mars guy was writing a song specially for me!
Cos I am a lazy guy.
View attachment 1689
If you ever see me on the streets, I am simply lazy and I can't be bothered. I am equally lazy no matter I have US$200 every month, or US$200,000. I will still be the same old lazy guy with the lazy bone inside me. I will probably appear in front of you in a brandless black hoodie, a Pro Club white T-shirt overlapping another white undershirt, very baggy sweatpants or Dickies shorts, Nike Air Force White on Whites (which sure become dirty) - and probably driving a beat-up car and probably be honked at for being too slow.
View attachment 1691
I always sleep or daydream. My eyes do not gaze at you. They think of some other things.
View attachment 1690
I do not look like a fat slob now, but maybe I will in near future, since I have cravings for pizza, pasta and cheese - and I love to guzzle soft drinks by the bottles whenever I can.
But no, actually the three paragraphs above just describe what I think every night - every day, though, I slog like no end and eat very little. I am the opposite of laziness as I appear to be.
Is this why I think I am a no-care, just-rest-and-eat-to-be-merry-slob?
