King Size 1st ruled Britain in the 16th century. He came to power when King Pilchard 5th died.
Under King Size's rule going to school at 3.00 in the morning became compulsory; any refusal and you would end up with a lengthy jail sentence, possibly 10 years.
At 3.00 every morning the king ?would send his armies into peoples' homes to drag them out of their beds; if they resisted they would be hung, drawn and quartered. Sometimes dogs ?were sent into peoples' homes to drag them out of their beds, and they could bite.
The teachers in each school were dangerously strict and used canes with spikes to whack pupils, ?inflicting horrible wounds which needed bread juice to heal them with, obtained from bread trees.
Cockfighting was the order of the day as it was the 16th century. Sometimes the cruel teachers order boys to fight with cocks. Once a boy had died, the teacher would rejoice showing what a monster he was in a school under King Size's rule.
Once the boy had died, the teacher made him into a prefect to rule over the boys.
Even though the boy was dead, he could still become a prefect. It could only happen when a teacher shouted:
'Come back to life and deal with this unruly boy 'Prefect'.
Once this was done, ?the prefect would die once more and only come back to life again whenever another boy misbehaved.
The prefect wasn?t the only dead person to rule over other boys in this school for one of the teachers who got murdered by a mad boy took charge of the classroom only minutes following his death, and some more unusual things happened; a skeleton was appointed as the new headmaster at this strange school, The George Milky Secondary Unmodern.
?Now it?s back to King Size 1st, ruler of England in the 16th Century. This king ruled with a rod of iron. Anybody who made fun of him would be hung, drawn and quartered.
