This cereal is aimed primarily at schoolchildren, this means that only children can eat it, not adults, for if an adult eats it he could blow up and burst, causing all his innards to shoot right across the room - his heart, lungs, the lot.
Children are immune from this body explosion syndrome cause by schoolflakes for their stomachs are made of steel.
If an adult survives this calamity he could face criminal charges for eating a cereal reserved for children.
