WHERE DID...

[tree]

Lenny Bruce's front yard.

Where did the cows learn artificial respiration?

 

[metalminx24]

Moo-niversity (groan!!) It's education is of an excellent standard.

Where did the aliens go after deciding that Area 51 was lamentably boring?

 

[Flinty]

Area 51B.

Where did all the work go?

 

[tree]

Deleted.

Where did they put the original rule book?

 

[Flinty]

By the rivers of Babylon.

Where did Zion go?

 

[tree]

Usually where ever the Baptists put
a church, as far as I can tell, because
so many Baptist churches use 'Zion'
as part of the name.

Where did Montresor put Fortunato?

 

[metalminx24]

In the freezer, between the chicken thighs and the garden peas. Needed some time to cool off.

Where did the happy people hide all the happiness, so glum folks like me can't find it?

 

[tree]

It's in Raggedy Ann's candy heart.

Where did Nightmare Ned go
after his show was cancelled?

 

[metalminx24]

The pub. Almost anyone receiving bad news goes to the pub. This is usually followed by crying/fighting/puking/ill-advised tattoos, or any combination of those things.

Where did the hippo buy her wetsuit?

 

[Flinty]

It's actually homemade.

Where did you put the dynamite?

 

[qwerty]

i painted it to look like a cigar and gave it to Donald Trump

What comes after postmodernism?

 

[tree]

i painted it to look like a cigar and gave it to Donald Trump

What comes after postmodernism?

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The game is 'WHERE DID'

Ask any question that starts with the words "Where did..."
The next poster answers the question and poses another.

Example:
Where did you get that hat?
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[qwerty]

sorry got it mixed up.

Where did my common sense go?

 

[tree]

To hide behind the uncommon senses.

Where did the icicles drip?

 

[metalminx24]

From the mountaineer's nose onto her frostbitten beard. (She could rival Brian Blessed!)

Where did someone get the idea that spandex would be appropriate for clothing?

 

[tree]

Not from me.
I am allergic to that stuff.
From elephants maybe.

Where did the mouse go?

 

[Flinty]

Ask the cat.

Where did the cat go?

 

[tree]

The orange one is sitting on the desk right now.
The gray one...I don't know where he is.

Where did the swordfish go for his vacation last year?

 

[Flinty]

The world fencing championships.

Where did all the work go?

 

[metalminx24]

It was hiding under your coffee table last Tuesday, but nobody's seen it since.

Where did the Thundercats buy their catnip?