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What's your excuse?

Tiny hobbit like creatures searching for the W tiles, decided to have a party while you were sleeping.


When will the song worm in my brain; "How can I be sure, in a world that's constantly changing.." go away, go away?
 
As soon as you put in your earphones and listen to something else.

Why do I have Adam "Can't-sing-PG" Lambert stuck in my head?
 
Because his heart is a ghost town and the bee gees sang something similar with I started a joke.


Why does my white cat go out everyday and roll in dirt?
 
Because both options are as silly as each other. Today is Monday, so should be Day 1!!

Why haven't you checked your mailbox since February?
 
Isn't it still February? Two months can't possibly have gone by since then.

How do I expect to finish my homework before nine o'clock?
 
As long as everything is set up perfectly, without distractions, all that can be, will be.


What am I supposed to do about that 'thing' in the refrigerator that seems to be an alien exuding various life forms?
 
I would get out of breath after literally five feet.

Why do I always procrastinate and then lose all focus when I actually try to do my assignments?
 
Because it's apparent that you're unable to focus at any time hatsoever.

Ho much ood ould a oodchuck chuck if a oodchuck could chuck ood?
 
You might want to figure out how to type a w first before I answer that question.

Will my english teacher check my essay tomorrow?
 
metalminx24 said:
Probably not, they're busy looking for Flinty's lost W's.

Why are you crying at the silly cookery show again?
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Because they accidently mistook our offspring for grapes.
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Why did the cow have 2 seta of utters?
 
It's a message to the rest of your body.

hy does my living room need freshening today?
 
There's a farting armadillo hiding under your sofa. His name's Herman and he won't leave until you give him a Danish pastry.

Why are you wearing holey socks?
 
All of my socks have holes in them, and I never bother to fix them because the seams bother me.

Why did everyone get tricked by problem 13 on the geometry test?
 
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