WHAT'S NEXT?

[tree]

Murderous Frenzy defeated Nuclear Orgasm, Tiny Potatomouth,
Rabid, Dnnx, and Schadenfreak at the Battle of the Bands held
during Alpine Fest last summer.

 

[Flinty]

Last summer didn't go on and on the way this one is.

 

[tree]

This one is broken.

 

[BlueConundrum]

Broken hearts are heavy hearts.

 

[tree]

Hearts are surprisingly easy to make using a
square and a circle cut in half.

 

[Flinty]

Half - more or less - of all births result in boys.

 

[tree]

Boys sometimes talk in their sleep.

 

[metalminx24]

Sleep, where strange things happen in dreams. Quite often I'm a scarily accomplished murderer.

 

[tree]

Accomplished murderer, according to the resume she submitted.

 

[metalminx24]

She submitted some 'glamour' photos to the local paper. Everyone ran away.

 

[tree]

"Away, run away," the teletubbies used to say...

 

[metalminx24]

To say that I preferred Superted will show my age.

 

[tree]

"Age," said Groucho Marx, "is not a particularly interesting subject.
Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."

 

[Flinty]

Live long enough and you'll come somewhat close to knowing everything.

 

[tree]

Knowing everything would require an infinite data storage system, it seems to me.

 

[Flinty]

It seems to me that we're close enough to infinite storage.

 

[DORKYCHOU]

Storage is not a concern if you have lots of it.

 

[metalminx24]

It depends on having enough money to pay Big Yellow the costs.

 

[DORKYCHOU]

Costs won't be of any issue -- the question is whether you have money or not.

 

[tree]

Money or not, here come the property taxes.