Not all of these things happen all the time, but they happen a lot.....
>I fail to see the connotations of words and phrases in context
>I can't keep up with conversations (I process things too slowly -- group conversations are hell)
>I can't put my thoughts to words or I choose words that don't communicate what I actually mean
>I don't understand what people say to me and find myself at a complete loss as to how to express this (or it doesn't even occur to me that maybe I should express this -- it's not like it's ever been an unusual occurance for me to not understand what people are saying to me and there isn't always an obvious reason why it's important that I understand), cannot think of any questions
>I am prone to going on tangents (tangent marathons, if I'm trying to tell a story or express a complex thought)
>I pick up on emotions but don't understand what caused those emotions and/or don't know what the other person might want or need as far as support/empathy/compassion
>I can't do sensory-multi-tasking very well so I often have to choose between listening to and looking at people when they speak
>My auditory processing and ability to think clearly in overwhelming sensory environments is basically sh**
>My reactions to and perspective about things are so different that the assumptions people make are incomprehensible to me and I have no idea that assumptions are even being made until they are explicitly stated (but not stated as assumptions, usually, stated as if they are facts)
>I miss what's written between the lines (hints, talking around things)
>People think I'm anxious when I'm not, mistakenly assume that if I ask questions about stuff like how I appear to others it's not because I actually don't know how I appear to others but because I'm insecure and want to be reassured that I'm fine / liked / whatever (I do want to be liked sometimes -- I never want to be disliked but sometimes I don't really care -- but I'm not actually seeking reassurance about whether or not I'm liked, nor am I asking if people like me)
>People take my honest questions as rhetorical statements designed to challenge/insult/something else bad
>I take other people's rhetorical questions as actual questions and piss them off by answering the question
>People think I'm being funny when I'm not (although, this is usually sort of a blessing and almost never a problem....almost)
>People think I'm deliberately being difficult when I don't understand what's going on or don't understand them
>When people reek of perfumes I just want to cover my nose and mouth and run away from them (I don't do this, I try to show no signs of discomfort), it's very, very hard to tolerate for any length of time (nearly everyone smells of perfume because most soap, detergent and other hygeine products are strongly scented, but some fragrances are worse than others and some people use more or less of these products and/or add cologne/perfume on top)
There may be more that I'm not thinking of (my brain is all about the details, bottom-up organization rather than top-down, can anyone tell?
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