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What are the worst jokes you ever made?

Iamnotarabot

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I was reading something about Jim carrey and I was thinking, what is the worst jokes you ever made?


The 2 worst one coming in my minds are :

When I was 12 during a vacation camp, we were doing some night hiking , and on the way back I left the group, turned my lights off and followed them from behind because I wanted to now how long it would take for them to realize im not there.

The other worst joke ( maybe the worst.) We were at the pool with some people of my hightschool and when we used a waterslide and at the end I pretended I was unconcsious I went so far someone tried to pick me by the arm and I was like not moving at all and it fell kek.


Im still proud of it eventought everyone told me it was bad xD
 
Most "jokes" I have pulled involved scaring people in pretty interesting ways, for example the last "major joke", less than a year after moving into our new house. Whenever a couple of my siblings and Mother were gone I went outside during nighttime, I waited about 10 minutes into they pulled into the driveway; as soon as they began walking away from the car I through a large rock at the top of our yard, the large sound caused them to rush back into the car.

They drove around the house / around the block looking and thinking it was a bear (they than called the house and wanted me to go outside and see what it is lol).

-- I did something similar not too long before it, my Mother and a couple siblings had just entered the back door, when I ran past the door quickly and hit it causing them to freak out as if a intruder was coming up behind them.

I'm not sure if these could be considered to be "worst jokes" as
 
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Putting a fake dog poo on the school bus, wrapping it in toilet paper and covering it with HP sauce (a kind of brown ketchup) to make it look more realistic.
 
We usually put a full sized scarecrow in a rocking chair on our front porch for Halloween, along with pumpkins, jack-o-lanterns, etc. One year, I dressed up in the scarecrow's clothes (overalls, flannel shirt, gloves, straw hat) and sat very still in the rocking chair. When my family returned home from an errand about dusk, they didn't notice that it was ME and not the scarecrow until I stood up and grabbed my husband. Everyone shrieked, screamed and flipped out. It was really funny.
 
Terrible joke here but @Fridgemagnetman might enjoy it.

Q: Why did the International Astronomical Union (IAU) change Pluto from a planet to a dwarf planet?

A: Due to extensive lobbying by Thorin Oakenshield, who thought a name change exemplified a proper change of ownership.. :)
 
I came up with this one just before falling asleep last night:

Bob and Alice are doctors and their offices are right next to each other. If you walk into one of the offices and they hand you a cup to pee in, whose office are you in?


Urinalysis.
 
I came up with this one just before falling asleep last night:

Bob and Alice are doctors and their offices are right next to each other. If you walk into one of the offices and they hand you a cup to pee in, whose office are you in?


Urinalysis.


Had to read it three times,
Got there eventually :)
Very good
:D
 

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