The Wrong Answer Game

[maycontainthunder]

Make them all listen to the baby shark song.

Why is this pack of cookies empty?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

It’s not empty. The cookies are invisible!

What’s a drill used for?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Finding winning lottery numbers

What is your atomic number?

 

[Nitro]

BR549
Why do you need to know?

 

[maycontainthunder]

A dead parrot asked for it.

Have you ever seen a sign for low flying tigers?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

No but I’ve seen a sign warning me to beware of zombie ducks with chainsaws!

Why did Daddy drag the rug all rolled up out the door and bury it in the backyard?

 

[maycontainthunder]

To hide his shame at failing hopscotch.

What is that on the rug?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

What does the fox say?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Meow!

Can a chihuahua belch the national anthem of Greece?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Of course not! There’s no such nation called Greece!

Is it a bad thing that Timmy fell down the old well?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Only if he didn't go for a pee first.

If you are in a hole should you really stop digging?

 

[Gerontius]

Only if you've drilled it deep enough to set charges, but if you already put out your dynamite then yes you really ought to get out of the way.


Why do flashlight batteries always quit?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Because they don't like the terms and conditions.

When a fart doesn't stink is it having an identity crisis?

 

[FreeDiver]

No, it just means it non-flammable.

Why do the feet on a car need to rest?

 

[Gerontius]

Why do the feet on a car need to rest?

Cause Fred doesn't have to go to work until next morning and Wilma's playing bridge with the Rubbles.

We have electric guitars: why not the same for the musical saw?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Because their few performances were shocking.

Is Disney really run by aliens?

 

[ZebraAutismo]

Off course it is. Why do you think their “animation” has huge eyes. It’s because it’s not animation it’s live action Alians.

Is mayonnaise an innstrument?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Sometimes but it's main use in music is lubricating pianos.

At what point in a movie does it become apparent that even the writers don't know what the plot was meant to be?

 

[SusanLR]

When the viewers understand what the actors are doing.

Why do cats make their beds?

 

[Shamar]

When the viewers understand what the actors are doing.

Why do cats make their beds?

Because the dogs won't do it.
Where are my car keys?