The Never Ending Story

[Butterfly88]

...asked him what the bubble wrap ever did to him to deserve to be murdered. He answered...

 

[Reedstorm17]

"It's FUN!" Then he...

 

[Butterfly88]

...decided to start throwing packing peanuts too. So she...

 

[Reedstorm17]

joined in. Then the manager...

 

[Butterfly88]

...made an announcement for a clean-up in aisle two. She then...

 

[Butterfly88]

got a call from the store saying...

 

[Loren]

we're out of potatoes, so we cannot process your order, although, we do have...

 

[Reedstorm17]

Orange juice! She said...

 

[Loren]

then, please substitute the potatoes with orange juice, and be sure to....

 

[Reedstorm17]

ship in more potatoes soon! They said..

 

[Loren]

'Will do', and off they scurried to...

 

[ksheehan88]

... bleed the Orangecows of their juicy goodness. Their screams could be heard far away by the Lemonsheep and Melonmonkeys, who in turn, distraught by the bellows...

 

[Loren]

Burst into tears, and called for his Purplefish, three...

 

[ksheehan88]

...times. He waited. Called again. "Where's that bloody fish?!" he muttered. All of a sudden...

 

[Loren]

...sardines and anchovies were flip-flopping about in the kitchen, and asking the chef to 'please sprinkle hot sauce on top' of them. Then, suddenly....