The last thing that made you laugh

[Flinty]

A twofer from work today:

1. There's a walk going on tomorrow at lunchtime. Since it involves walking around the Legislature, I will give it a pass since I can do that pretty much anytime. But, first, they had to distribute a map of the walk. It essentially consists of: walk south past the Legislature, turn right, turn right again, walk back to work. The instruction sheet with the map, however, broke this into a 21-step exercise for a walk of about 11 blocks. There and back.

2. Back in April, mail that was sent to a client was returned by Canada Post. This means we can't do any transactions for this client until we get a new address for them. The former address was something like Rural Route 4, East Nowhere, Ontario. The email said that Canada Post forced them to change their address to something like 123 Sesame Street, New East Nowhere, Ontario. They've made it sound like Canada Post had their own SWAT team point guns at the family and move.

 

[piney13]

Live , Love and laugh...
if that does not work, then
Load, aim and fire

 

[Ste11aeres]

 

[metalminx24]

Three of the brilliant people on this forum

 

[AsheSkyler]

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.

A hole was found in a nudist camp wall. The police are looking in to it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes it from the inside.

 

[Epicurean Pariah]

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.

A hole was found in a nudist camp wall. The police are looking in to it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes it from the inside.

AsheSkyler, those were funny.
I had a really tough and stressful day today, and I needed a laugh Thanks.

 

[Nisk]

Some may find it slightly offensive but if your a manager or boss of other people you may appreciate it. I've actually gave these to grown men on a construction site, before it was politically incorrect to make fun of the big sensitive construction worker.

 

[Epicurean Pariah]

Some may find it slightly offensive but if your a manager or boss of other people you may appreciate it. I've actually gave these to grown men on a construction site, before it was politically incorrect to make fun of the big sensitive construction worker.
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Nisk, thank you, I had one of those days. Between your post and Warmheart's portaTardis haiku I am restored to the peak of surly, churlish curmudgeonliness. Thank you!

 

[metalminx24]

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.

A hole was found in a nudist camp wall. The police are looking in to it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes it from the inside.

These made me giggle, very good!

 

[Ste11aeres]

Some may find it slightly offensive but if your a manager or boss of other people you may appreciate it. I've actually gave these to grown men on a construction site, before it was politically incorrect to make fun of the big sensitive construction worker.
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It can be interpreted in two ways. According to one interpretation, it is making fun of sensitive working men. According to another interpretation, it is actually subtly making fun of insensitive people who make fun of sensitive men by parodying how the insensitive people view things.

 

[Epicurean Pariah]

It can be interpreted in two ways. According to one interpretation, it is making fun of sensitive working men. According to another interpretation, it is actually subtly making fun of insensitive people who make fun of sensitive men by parodying how the insensitive people view things.

Ste11aeres, sometime the joke told, the irony pointed out the satirical comment voiced, is a too painful a truth to be recognized and thus dissipated by the simple humor of it all. Perhaps our humor is nothing more than a pleasant way of restructuring pain.

I am very unfunny. I am Asper, and live on the island in the middle of a Specific Ocean,

 

[Nisk]

Try not to over think it. It's just a small way to get a laugh at someone else's expense.

 

[AGXStarseed]

 

[Mia]

Hi Nisk, the form gave me the idea to create one for my spouses employees, the people he mentions sometimes as the whining kindergardener's. He oftens refers to his job as 'daycare.' Thanks.

 

[Mia]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

 

[Nisk]

Yep dudman does have a point that society has become such whiners. I did say some people might be offended but it's hard to say much nowadays without offending someone. I work in a male dominated trade where we risk our lives on a daily basis. A little humour to brake up the constant tension is always welcome and if it comes at a co-workers expense that's their issue. I have to take the abuse from my guys as much as I hand it out and the thin skinned don't last long in most of the construction trades.

 

[RidingDutchman]

No offense but this forum full of people with social problems is the most social bunch of people I have met in a long time, especially compared to any place on the internet.

 

[ancusmitis]

There is nothing wrong with being sensitive towards other people's problems.

 

[RidingDutchman]

There is nothing wrong with being sensitive towards other people's problems.

But people tend to overreact a bit too easy and a bit too harsh. At least in my opinion

 

[AGXStarseed]

Something I've noticed;
Why is it whenever you call the wrong number, the person who you've accidentally called is always in?