Super annoyed by dark humidity

[Ephraim Becker]

There's around 6 inches of dark humidity today and it's making me go to the bathroom every few minutes. A month ago, there was 2 feet of dark humidity that not only did I go to the bathroom every few minutes but my peanut sticked out a whole mile. Dark humidity is very thick humidity that goes down instead of regular humidity that goes up. Sometimes the urine comes out gooey. It is super annoying and I want it to stop. Does anyone else have this dark humidity problem?

 

[unperson]

see a doctor about it.

 

[Ephraim Becker]

I spoke to my father about it and he told me that it's masturbation

 

[Misery]

I'll be honest here, this one doesnt make a whole lot of sense. Even Google doesnt seem to know what "dark humidity" is.

I dont think the word "humidity" is being used quite right here.

 

[Ephraim Becker]

I don't think it has anything to do with humidity anymore. It has to do with masturbation. I want this thread closed.

 

[Major Tom]

I have no idea what dark humidity is, did you mean dark humor?

 

[Bolletje]

 

[Skittlebisquit]

You may need to see a doctor. Masturbation causes few symptoms in normal young men. After orgasm there is often mild discomfort and poor aim when urinating. Nothing normal makes urine thick or gooey. Semen is usually white and sort of sticky, but it quickly changes to clear and watery. Sometimes there are clumps in it. Dont be shy, its ok to ask for help with things you dont understand.