Share good puns and jokes.

[T0m]

 

[Princess Viola]

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[tree]

 

[Princess Viola]

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

Spoiler

A satis-factory.

 

[tree]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

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Actually there are nine differences….

 

[Crossbreed]

I just saw a movie that introduced me to the Indonesian martial art, Silat.
It dawned on me that this is one form of martial arts that people are "thankful" for.
Nobody ever says, "Thank you, Karate" or "Danke schoen, Kung Fu," but everyone says (wait for it)...
"Thanks, Silat...!"

 

[tree]

 

[GrownupGirl]

I don’t get it.

In the movie The Neverending Story, Atreyu's horse Artax is overcome by the Swamps of Sadness, sinks into it and dies. It's really sad and hard to watch.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

In the movie The Neverending Story, Atreyu's horse Artax is overcome by the Swamps of Sadness, sinks into it and dies. It's really sad and hard to watch.

I don’t remember ever seeing that scene.

 

[Crossbreed]

Did you hear about the two philosophers who ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first...?

Then there was the New-Ager who always refused Novocain.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Talking about trains, why did they name so many towns and cities after railway stations?

 

[Captain Caveman]

saw a pole dancing chicken in a kebab shop standing too close to the heater...

 

[Outdated]

And a baby seal walked in to a club....
(boom boom)

 

[Captain Caveman]

When they buried the guy who invented the game called Tetris, the whole cemetery dissapeared!

 

[Captain Caveman]

Guy asked if we wanted an alternative energy supply. Na... Quite happy with food thank you!

 

[Captain Caveman]

What do you call Postman Pat when he retires?









Pat!