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[Crossbreed]

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(I don't get it...)

 

[Luca]

 

[Luca]

(I don't get it...)

I actually got that joke right away, surprisingly.

Helium on the periodic table is “He.” Michael Jackson’s vocals that kind of sound like he’s laughing are often written as “he he.”
Those are helium atoms.

Sorry if I ruined the joke lmao

 

[Crossbreed]

Helium on the periodic table is “He.” Michael Jackson’s vocals that kind of sound like he’s laughing are often written as “he he.”

That explains Michael Jackson:, but not

• Nobody: nor
• Not a single soul in the universe:...

 

[Luca]

That explains Michael Jackson:, but not

• Nobody: nor
• Not a single soul in the universe:...

I have seen jokes phrased like this before, and I think the implication is that Michael Jackson saying “he he” is coming out of nowhere.

Like “nobody” and “not a single soul in the universe” is doing it except for Michael Jackson.

Highly unlikely scenario, but I think that’s the joke lol

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Luca]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Luca]

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Lmao. This would be me if I was married.

 

[rach3rd]

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire.

 

[maycontainthunder]

Lmao. This would be me if I was married.

If it was me I would've eaten all the chips by the time I got back to the lounge. If questioned I would reply 'You only asked me to get them. You never said you wanted to eat them yourself.'

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Luca]

 

[tree]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

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Pfffft! I step on Lego blocks all the time and it doesn’t hurt!

 

[Forest Cat]

 

[Metalhead]