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[zurb]

Is a friend of the frumious Jubjub and Bandersnatch bird. Has a habit of burbling her uffish gimbles as she wabes in her thoughts.

 

[OrSomething]

Used Calvin's transmogrifier to turn into a garden gnome, instantly regretted that decision, but couldn't change back.

 

[zurb]

Has programmed a robotic beetle to sneak into bedrooms at night and collect navel fluff from the sleeping occupants. When she has enough she plans to make a toupee to wear as she has always wanted a naval haircut.

 

[OrSomething]

Is a descendant of Zurberus, the Greek god of funny-sounding words.

 

[zurb]

Runs around his lawn shouting "Run for your life! Run for your life!" to warn any insects in it before mowing the grass.

 

[OrSomething]

Believes lawn mowers are evil demons that haunt the streets at night.

 

[ksheehan88]

Is not a person, but a guitar... who has won the title of "champion lurker"

 

[OrSomething]

The K in her name stands for Kataklysmik.

 

[ksheehan88]

Once, she fought hand to hand with a notorious pirate named One-Eyed SackFace... Defeated, he became her slave, forever more to roam the seven seas seeking treasure for his mistress.

 

[tree]

the username ksheehan88 contains:

an even number of letters
an even number of numerical digits
an odd number of vowels
an odd number of consonants
a pair of vowels
a pair of consonants
a pair of equal digits

the number of letters & digits which contain enclosures is 5
the number of letters without enclosures is 5
7 of the 8 letters are formed using both straight & curved lines
1 of the letters is formed by using only straight lines
the username contains no letters that are dotted in the lower case

the total number of consonants (5) + the
total number of vowels (3) = the quantity
represented by one of the numerical digits

the username ksheehan, excluding the 88,
anagrams to: Keen Hash.

using the letters from the username 'ksheehan'
two little laughs can be formed:
hee & ha

 

[zurb]

Every morning, she buckles on her shoes and heads outside. On the way she knocks on her solid wooden door just because she likes the sound of it. After picking up sticks for the fire, she rests for a while on the heavy wooden gate, and watches her hen as it digs and delves in the dirt.

 

[ksheehan88]

sounds as if he comes from an alien planet where everyone's name is a rhyming variation of "zurb"

 

[Myway]

Maybe that's true.

 

[Meistersinger]

Hit the highway

 

[inabox]

Likes to eat cornflake sandwiches for every meal. Paints garden gnomes for a living, which is a very well paid job, and only 8 hours a week.

 

[ksheehan88]

Is in a box.

 

[Myway]

Just thinks that because she can.

 

[tree]

mOnKeY

 

[Myway]

Silly goose

 

[xDominiel]

Tough, like an oak.

Watches over the forum from above like a willow tree.

Climbable?

EDIT: Ninja'd

Silly goose

Is a ninja~