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Ruin a Movie!

Captain Jigglypuff

Captain Jigglypuff

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The rules are rather simple. One player names any movie and the next player has to ruin the entire movie with one major change. It can be anything from replacing the lead with a jar of pickles to changing the setting.

*edit* I forgot to mention that whomever ruins a movie must leave another movie for someone else to ruin.

Example:

OP: The Wizard of Oz

NP: Dorothy is now played by Bea Arthur portraying Dorothy from Golden Girls.
Heidi

Ok now let the game begin!

Cinderella (1950 Disney)
 
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Cindarella
Starring Albert Brooks as a Jewish son tasked for caring his aging mother and disabled sister. Between endless visits to doctors, his mothers bridge game (where she over shares) and "play dates" to give his sister socialization, Albert dreams of running away and becoming a standup comic.

When Albert lears that the local Comedy Store is hosting an Comic show down to find the next big name comic Al is faced with Existential angst and good dose of Jewish guilt. A chance encounter at the grocery store introduces him to Richie (Richard Simmons) who convices Al that his dreams can be real and everything will work out if he believes strongly enough.

On the appointed day Richie shows up to whisk Al away to the showdown bringing with him "The Pumkin Sisters" who will keep Albert's mother and sister occupied with a home spa day while Albert is out of the house.

At the showdown Albert spots a beautiful woman with a wide smile and a quick wit. It's love and it's Goldie Hawn but she is Alberts competition for the top prize. At the competition Albert gives the best performance be could dream of but he recognizes Goldie is amazing too and Goldie has young children to feed so Albert thinks Goldie needs to win more. Fearing he will steal the win from Goldie he runs away.

Albert does win but the judges were so impressed with both Goldie and Albert that they award the top prize to both of them.

The next day Goldie sets out find Albert with the help of other comedians. When they find his house Albert's mother attempts to convince them that he has left home but his sister, in an act of selflessness, finds Albert.

Ruined?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
 
Veruca Salt wins the contest, outsources the candy and closes the factory.

The Lion King
 
I am not so sure you could ruin Plan 9 with any change, as it is already a major disaster of a film, but okay: How about changing the movie so that it isn't about alien invasion but about a new diet fad.

Don't Touch the White Woman! (very obscure and quite bizarre, look it up on IMDB if you doubt me)
 
The main characters accidentally summon the ghost of Robin Williams who is now completely obnoxious and refuses to shut up or leave them alone no matter how many exorcisms, vacuums, and holy water they use to get rid of him.

Misery
 
Scarlet O’Hara get blown away to Oz by a tornado making her literally “Gone With the Wind.”

The Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation
 
The casting for the Care Bears 2 goes into a gay bear community, and it gets made into a dirty movie.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
 
Rocket J Squirrel finally has enough of Bullwinkle’s stupidity and snaps and goes on a killing spree on live tv!

Dirty Dancing
 
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