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Name jokes

Callistemon

Callistemon

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My apologies if this has a category it's actually supposed to go into - I'm new here...

We just established, in another off-topic discussion, that a man floating in the ocean is called Bob.

Given that logic, what do you call...

1) A girl with one leg shorter than the other
2) A man with a shovel
3) A man without a shovel
4) A man with leaves in his pocket
5) A woman standing in the centre of the tennis court?

And if you have any like that - let's hear'em! :)
 
I'd say...

1. Aileen
2. Doug
3. Douglas
4. Russell
5. Annette

Lol :D

What do you call a man who lets you wipe your feet on him?
 
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(Masochistic?)

Matt... (also works for "man lying on the floor")

What about a man who was nailed to the wall?
 
This was a tough guess in Australia, but would be much easier in the US since you tend to actually use that name more.

Hint: Think of 60s/70s music...
 
What do you call a man who is stranded two times?

What do you call an honest man?

What do you call a man you don't want to see?
 
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