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Looking for relationships in a pandemic world.

Skittlebisquit said:
I like being single Mr. Mills. I do. It's easier mostly. Women always want to talk all the time, about everything, and appearances mattered more to the women I knew.

They ripped me off. Then they left. Somehow it was still my fault. The food game was super fun too.

So she spends five totally unnecessary hours preparing a single meal for two. It's a big deal. Then you have to eat it and tell her how special it is. And thank her for going to all the trouble. And then you get sick from the food, but it's still not her fault.

That's the fun part, see half the reason she needs to go shopping for supplies twice a freakin week is so she can get cash back on the grocery bill. Cash back doesnt show up on a bank statement. Then the only predictable expense you have ever had(grocery bill) skyrockets and bounces all over the place. Then you get to thank the person who made you sick and stole your money again. But you dont get to have the simple food that you actually like, that you can make for yourself, that makes you feel well, unless you make enough to share. She wont like it, trust me, but you will get to talk about it all again, several times.

If you dont talk enough, like because you are breathing, then she will ask you "what's wrong?" If you say that nothing is wrong then you are shutting her out. This means basically that she thinks you should be more open and honest about emotions you do not have.

If you convince her that you really are totally ok(good luck) then she got what she wanted anyways which was to force you to communicate, again. She likely will not believe you that you are actually ok though, because she can read body language, she learned how from watching a tv show when you were at work, and reading a magazine article about it at the grocery store where she went to RIP you off again.

Pull in the antenna a bit, ok? Just try to learn to ignore the other folks you see. Here's how to actually get laid and stay sane.

Make friends who share your interests. Tough one I know. Then your friends set you up on dates. Sounds too simple I guess. Groups are more fun anyways, just in general. Truth is you cannot read anyone's mind and women who wear makeup and fancy clothes totally suck at lovemaking. They do. Farm girls are way more fun. Dirty fingernails and freckles!

Anyways sunnyside up? Turn that frown upside down? Single is safe and easy
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I felt horrible. I had to ask former spouse for money due to things outside of my control. I cried and apologized. He told me l saved him so much money and l also helped with him careerwise that he was pleased to help me.

Sorry you have had a lot users in your life Skittlebisquit.
I have been dealing with huge amounts of vandalism by single males who hate woman where l live.
 
Right now l am suffering from horrible vandalism from single older males near me who hate woman. Maybe they hate everybody. Lol
 
jared mills said:
i cannot imagine that being me...ever.then again,my appearance to women upon eye-contact is so messed up,they end up both walking away from me & keep their distance while i do both of the same,because of it.since then,i hated women like that :mad::angry::rage:,along with blaming them for the single-life suffering of male aspies everywhere :mad::angry::rage:,along with giving those women looks,different from the ones they give me upon eye-contact,based on them acting like they`re interested :unamused: when they`re not...ever.
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I am sorry to hear of this. There are men who aren't aspies and they can't get girlfriends either. There are woman who aren't attractive and have never gone out on dates. They may have a fantastic personality, but nobody bothered to find out because men are very visual and that means a lot of woman are stuck at home with a happy meal of one. That's why there are cats. Cats keep us sane and happy. Have you thought about owning a pet, even a puppie? Woman love guys walking dogs. Give a 200lb hells angel tattooed grimacing man a small white foofoo dog and the woman will come up and talk to him.
 
I'm sorry you are dealing with vandals that is frightening. Ir makes me angry that someone is messing with you like that. You will need red and black paint, a lettering brush, some chicken bones, dried and sun bleached, a few beads, some hawk feathers, an old leather bootlace, and a smooth grey rock from a living stream. Perhaps a bit of wire too, but sometimes I over do it.

Hang the fetch up right by the camera lense, so the creep has something to look at. Then you will get a better shot of his punk face that way, especially if there is a strong light behind the camera.

Real gangsters are likely available for hire near where you live, and would likely give you a discount for being a good citizen, on a cheerier happier more tame and legal note...

I had great fun by adding about a tablespoon of water to a full gas can and leaving it out for the thieves to get, the whole job only cost me an old gas can and about two dollars in fuel and it still makes me smile.

Also I once had a bit of fun with the sprinklers out front of the apartment, I learned how to turn them on secretly, at appropriate times, to help people stay clean.
 
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Skittlebisquit said:
I like being single Mr. Mills. I do. It's easier mostly. Women always want to talk all the time, about everything, and appearances mattered more to the women I knew.

They ripped me off. Then they left. Somehow it was still my fault. The food game was super fun too.

So she spends five totally unnecessary hours preparing a single meal for two. It's a big deal. Then you have to eat it and tell her how special it is. And thank her for going to all the trouble. And then you get sick from the food, but it's still not her fault.

That's the fun part, see half the reason she needs to go shopping for supplies twice a freakin week is so she can get cash back on the grocery bill. Cash back doesnt show up on a bank statement. Then the only predictable expense you have ever had(grocery bill) skyrockets and bounces all over the place. Then you get to thank the person who made you sick and stole your money again. But you dont get to have the simple food that you actually like, that you can make for yourself, that makes you feel well, unless you make enough to share. She wont like it, trust me, but you will get to talk about it all again, several times.

If you dont talk enough, like because you are breathing, then she will ask you "what's wrong?" If you say that nothing is wrong then you are shutting her out. This means basically that she thinks you should be more open and honest about emotions you do not have.

If you convince her that you really are totally ok(good luck) then she got what she wanted anyways which was to force you to communicate, again. She likely will not believe you that you are actually ok though, because she can read body language, she learned how from watching a tv show when you were at work, and reading a magazine article about it at the grocery store where she went to RIP you off again.

Pull in the antenna a bit, ok? Just try to learn to ignore the other folks you see. Here's how to actually get laid and stay sane.

Make friends who share your interests. Tough one I know. Then your friends set you up on dates. Sounds too simple I guess. Groups are more fun anyways, just in general. Truth is you cannot read anyone's mind and women who wear makeup and fancy clothes totally suck at lovemaking. They do. Farm girls are way more fun. Dirty fingernails and freckles!

Anyways sunnyside up? Turn that frown upside down? Single is safe and easy
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not if you`re an aspie whose never had sex with anyone,people amongst friends,who you meet at an adult program,make fun of you for it & someone amongst your friends ask others,also amongst your friends,when they first had sex,up to the point where you want to curse out the person amongst your friends asking those questions,while yelling at that same person to stop,much to the extreme disappointment of others around you who don`t like how easily frustrated you get when you are,because they had low expectations like that for aspies like me & you continue to meet those low expectations to please them & they`ll stay around us,people like that amongst the friends of aspies are extremely the worse.
 
Fork that noise dude your friends all suck if they treat you like that!!!

Tell them all to go away and stay out of your life!!!

Im being totally serious.

If they were going to show you the proper respect, it would have happened by now. When people disrespect you then you are just one step away from being a chew toy. Trust me I have scars.

Your friends are supposed to be your allies. Allies help eachother get laid, get paid and move apartments, among other things.
It's harder when you are still too young to drink, be careful alcoholism is a seriously slippery slope. The rule is one should buy more drinks for others than he consumes himself. Never have more than two at any public venue, unless it's a very special day, or it's champagne.

Autosexualism is as valid a choice as any other type of intimate expression, it makes a young man a subject of ridicule sometimes, though. Not older guys we dont take no s... off of no suckers, it's a matter of policy.

Avoid porn videos for self love episodes it's an unwholesome practice and can warp the mind. Still images are good enough to get there. Here's a giggle. We call it "going to disneyland"

If I was your straight friend and you wanted to hook up with a guy, I would totally help you fulfill your goal. Duh. That's what friends are for. If your so called friends are not like that then maybe they are All not good enough to be your friends anyways, hmmm?
 
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That's because you matter @jared mills . You have value, you deserve dignity and respect. Sex is dangerous, even for people who are high functioning and fully mature, succesful and well educated. Patience, it will happen someday
 
@KagamineLen I’m not sure what type of area you live in and how your mobility is. I know in my area there are a few initiatives organized by gyms, where people can meet up for an outdoor walk at a leisurely pace. It’s meant to get otherwise socially isolated people that spend a lot of time at home to go outside, get some fresh air, and have some social interaction.
 
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