She/ He/ They or It, substitute where applicable!
She?s just come into view and you?re instantly attracted by some certain mystique exuded only by her, Phwoar, she?s awesome, So pretty. It won?t work though, because she?s living in 2010 and you?re stuck in 1940 or maybe the seventies.
No I?m not talking about age here and I really am interested to get as many opinions as possible ; ]
O.K. What I am talking about is most probably an Aspergical thing but I could be wrong and so encourage everybody to join in with an opinion or comment.
I feel as though I am living in another time and every female of the species knows it, I like to dress up nice to go out even if its just to the shops for milk but on the weekends I don?t bother with the effort unless its prearranged, I like to open doors, walk on the outside of the footpath/ sidewalk and I love the idea of flowers and chocolates for the lady (Cliche I know). To give you an idea, it just seems my whole take on things is antiquated or outdated, chivalry isn?t dead it?s in hiding and I find myself using a lexicon and mannerisms that are misunderstood all too often these days, and my preferences are frowned upon as; ?my granddad used to do or say that?
(Now the controversial bit) I would prefer to have a partner that isn?t covered in tattoo?s and piercings. The ears pierced yes, but I was raised that only sailors and harlots are tattooed, outside of being a Kalahari bushman, and before I get lynched or kicked out, I obviously have a different opinion now I am away from the familial unit and able to think for myself.
I do agree totally with equality, however, having said that, I was raised to revere women as being the better half, she who creates and carries life, blah, blah, blah and like that. You know the sort of thing I'm sure, Therefore if a woman is willing to put up with me and my carry on, then I shouldn?t treat them with anything less than the utmost respect, never lay a finger on any woman in anger.
It works both ways too, how come there are no Boy Guides and if girls can wear all men?s pants and even ones specifically tailored for them, how come a man even if he's in a kilt is frowned on (outside of Scotland itself or some sort of festival)
I try to be a gentleman but people just think my heads not screwed on tight enough. What is wrong with wanting a woman to wear a long dress instead of a skirt that, when she bends over I can tell what she had for breakfast, and if her bosom is falling out of her top how is that attractive? Cause you are certainly gonna get in trouble if you look! I'm won't even mention staring and drooling ; ]
The idea of acceptable today includes being able to compare how many you?ve had and how often, in public, at full volume (if you know what I mean)
No-one has any self respect anymore and certainly none for anybody else. Older people get bowled over by skaters and people walk three abreast on the footpath so you?re forced into the gutter to get around them.
Its weird because people lose interest if your not all up in their face but then they complain about not having enough space, they are always ringing or texting but haven?t got a thing to say if you want to meet face to face or if they do meet up with you, they?re ringing or texting people who aren?t there?
I?m 37 if your wondering, but I feel like I?m 80 at times. Like, I saw this girl a while ago from the back and thought, ooh, that?s a bit of alright, lovely long hair? On HIS face as well when he turned around! I want to go back to when men were men and women were women and everybody could tell the difference. Ladies in stockings, dresses to the ankle, SENSIBLE shoes, sitting with crossed legs, eating with your mouth closed... these are things that aren?t about oppression, I mean, I?m not prejudiced against individuality or anything; I just think things have always been more clear cut and definable in the past.
Is this an upbringing thing because my siblings are quite ordinary in their sameness in relation to everyone else, or is it environmental. Again, I was raised in the same way by the same parents and in the same places as my siblings. We watched the same programs and drank the same water; I just somehow turned out to be a cantankerous old man before my time. Another thing that disturbs me is that I try to be nice to everybody when I?m stood there talking to them, from the overqualified and consequently, condescending doctor to the overworked and underpaid checkout chick, Ummm? I mean cashier, because I have to make that extra effort (Aspergers?) and some women assume that because I'm being nice I must want a root (Americans read Lay, Europeans read Shag). its frustrating when your having a great conversation and all of a sudden:
Me) ooh cauliflower, should get one of those
Woman) They?re fresh and their on special too
Me) Yeah, good price
Woman) Did you see the other bargains today?
Me) No, I?ll keep my eye out for them though
?
Woman) ahhh... My HUSBAND is picking me up today you know?
Okay, right, that last bit may have been a slight exaggeration that I used to illustrate my point, but if it helps to get the ball rolling it was worth it. Wow, I've even tried emphasis on some words today so feedback does help
SO
Are some of you like me and live in a time warp? Please tell me
She?s just come into view and you?re instantly attracted by some certain mystique exuded only by her, Phwoar, she?s awesome, So pretty. It won?t work though, because she?s living in 2010 and you?re stuck in 1940 or maybe the seventies.
No I?m not talking about age here and I really am interested to get as many opinions as possible ; ]
O.K. What I am talking about is most probably an Aspergical thing but I could be wrong and so encourage everybody to join in with an opinion or comment.
I feel as though I am living in another time and every female of the species knows it, I like to dress up nice to go out even if its just to the shops for milk but on the weekends I don?t bother with the effort unless its prearranged, I like to open doors, walk on the outside of the footpath/ sidewalk and I love the idea of flowers and chocolates for the lady (Cliche I know). To give you an idea, it just seems my whole take on things is antiquated or outdated, chivalry isn?t dead it?s in hiding and I find myself using a lexicon and mannerisms that are misunderstood all too often these days, and my preferences are frowned upon as; ?my granddad used to do or say that?
(Now the controversial bit) I would prefer to have a partner that isn?t covered in tattoo?s and piercings. The ears pierced yes, but I was raised that only sailors and harlots are tattooed, outside of being a Kalahari bushman, and before I get lynched or kicked out, I obviously have a different opinion now I am away from the familial unit and able to think for myself.
I do agree totally with equality, however, having said that, I was raised to revere women as being the better half, she who creates and carries life, blah, blah, blah and like that. You know the sort of thing I'm sure, Therefore if a woman is willing to put up with me and my carry on, then I shouldn?t treat them with anything less than the utmost respect, never lay a finger on any woman in anger.
It works both ways too, how come there are no Boy Guides and if girls can wear all men?s pants and even ones specifically tailored for them, how come a man even if he's in a kilt is frowned on (outside of Scotland itself or some sort of festival)
I try to be a gentleman but people just think my heads not screwed on tight enough. What is wrong with wanting a woman to wear a long dress instead of a skirt that, when she bends over I can tell what she had for breakfast, and if her bosom is falling out of her top how is that attractive? Cause you are certainly gonna get in trouble if you look! I'm won't even mention staring and drooling ; ]
The idea of acceptable today includes being able to compare how many you?ve had and how often, in public, at full volume (if you know what I mean)
No-one has any self respect anymore and certainly none for anybody else. Older people get bowled over by skaters and people walk three abreast on the footpath so you?re forced into the gutter to get around them.
Its weird because people lose interest if your not all up in their face but then they complain about not having enough space, they are always ringing or texting but haven?t got a thing to say if you want to meet face to face or if they do meet up with you, they?re ringing or texting people who aren?t there?
I?m 37 if your wondering, but I feel like I?m 80 at times. Like, I saw this girl a while ago from the back and thought, ooh, that?s a bit of alright, lovely long hair? On HIS face as well when he turned around! I want to go back to when men were men and women were women and everybody could tell the difference. Ladies in stockings, dresses to the ankle, SENSIBLE shoes, sitting with crossed legs, eating with your mouth closed... these are things that aren?t about oppression, I mean, I?m not prejudiced against individuality or anything; I just think things have always been more clear cut and definable in the past.
Is this an upbringing thing because my siblings are quite ordinary in their sameness in relation to everyone else, or is it environmental. Again, I was raised in the same way by the same parents and in the same places as my siblings. We watched the same programs and drank the same water; I just somehow turned out to be a cantankerous old man before my time. Another thing that disturbs me is that I try to be nice to everybody when I?m stood there talking to them, from the overqualified and consequently, condescending doctor to the overworked and underpaid checkout chick, Ummm? I mean cashier, because I have to make that extra effort (Aspergers?) and some women assume that because I'm being nice I must want a root (Americans read Lay, Europeans read Shag). its frustrating when your having a great conversation and all of a sudden:
Me) ooh cauliflower, should get one of those
Woman) They?re fresh and their on special too
Me) Yeah, good price
Woman) Did you see the other bargains today?
Me) No, I?ll keep my eye out for them though
?
Woman) ahhh... My HUSBAND is picking me up today you know?
Okay, right, that last bit may have been a slight exaggeration that I used to illustrate my point, but if it helps to get the ball rolling it was worth it. Wow, I've even tried emphasis on some words today so feedback does help
SO
Are some of you like me and live in a time warp? Please tell me