His/her interest(s) include...

[blue_bird]

His interests include mailing cups of sugar to his neighbour, prank calling Kim Jong-un, and teaching librarians how to parallel park.

 

[zurb]

i-wanna-blue thinks librarians should only ever angle park, loves making social calls on Kim Jong-un to drink black market Soju, and made an awful mess of her phone trying to show me how to txt sugar.

 

[Flinty]

Gets tired of me describing his interests.

 

[zurb]

Flinty's interests include licking out empty icecream containers (after they have been washed) and swapping the wrappers on sweets (after sucking them to make sure the wrapper stays put).

 

[metalminx24]

Zurb's interests include making spaghetti bolognese using rice noodles just to annoy Italian people, telling hippos "Yes, your bum does look big in that lake", and sneaking up behind pensioners and putting cheese-based snacks in their ears.

 

[tree]

metlaminx24's primary interest is perfecting invisibility
for herself. Her disappearing act would be the talk of the
town, if any one in town knew she was there.

 

[Flinty]

tree's interest is in finding ridiculous songs for pop artists to cover, which is why we have Seasons in the Sun by Westlife and Look What They've Done To My Song, Ma by Miley Cyrus.

Spoiler

I'm NOT making up either of those.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty's interest is going to the recycling center, looking through old newspapers, cutting out all the pictures of celebrities and taking them home and making their own wallpaper.

 

[Flinty]

@Butterfly88's interest is knowing everything about nothing.

 

[blue_bird]

@Flinty's interests include helping chickens cross the road, and impersonating the statue of liberty.

 

[Flinty]

@i-wanna-blue supplies dogs for Don Cherry.

 

[blue_bird]

@Flinty's interests include crying over spilt milk, barking up the wrong trees, and looking gift horses in the mouth.

 

[Flinty]

@i-wanna-blue has in the past kidnapped Bernie Federko, Gus Weyhing, and Justin Hayward.

 

[Butterfly88]

Flinty's interests are the exact opposite of mine in every way, he loves everything I hate and hates everything I love.

 

[Flinty]

@Butterfly88's interests are so high that she would be charged with usury in most jurisdictions.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty's interests including styling Donald Trump's hair and being his personal body guard.

 

[Flinty]

@Butterfly88's has drunk water directly from all of the world's 50 longest rivers except, for some reason, the Amazon.

 

[Idahocalypse]

@Flinty's interests include photoshopping President Trump's hands so they look bigger in photos (FAKE NEWS!!11!) and riding luck dragons.

 

[Flinty]

@Idahocalypse makes atomic potato bombs.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty's special interest is stalking me. All those calls I get from unknown numbers which I thought were just telemarketers are really his secret spies.