His/her interest(s) include...

[Joel's Hear]

@Fridgemagnetman's greatest of his many hobbies is collecting cactuses. He has built a desert-like greenhouse in his backyard, and he currently has over a thousand specimens.

 

[Flinty]

@Joel's Hear is writing a Christmas special that spends a half-hour setting up one of the worst puns in the history of language.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty's interests include collecting navel fluff. In fact he's been an avid collector of his own navel fluff since way back in 1984 and has carefully stored all of it in labelled jars:

(Photo taken back in 2010, he now has now collected even more!)

Back in 2010 he had amassed 22.1 grams of lint and amazingly got into the Guinness Book of World Records, but he hopes that by the end of this year he will have broken the ultimate 30 gram barrier.

 

[Flinty]

@pjcnet is trying to get the word succinct removed from all dictionaries. He has already ruined 17 pairs of scissors in his efforts. He has been banned from Barnes & Noble, Chapters, and Coles.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty's interests include playing the trombone, but not to just any old audience.

He basically got so fed up of humans taking the piss out of his performances that he started looking for an alternative audience that really do appreciate his music and now he's found one he says he will ever never look back...

The herd arrive to watch one of @Flinty's early live performances that usually lasts for an average of 2 hours.

@Flinty now goes by the stage name of "Farmer Derek" and spends all his time travelling around the country giving live performances to various lucky herds and despite having a few run ins with local farmers, he say he will never stop.

Surprisingly @Flinty (AKA Farmer Derek) has come a long way and has actually managed to get other people on board including a genuine farmer he met on his travels, he has even made a full blown pop video with his help:

Pop video showing @Flinty (AKA Farmer Derek) with his new sidekick on tour in Kansas USA.

Do you think he'll get to No.1?

 

[RiverSong]

@pjcnet interest is in dressing like a giant pancake and running through the streets yelling, "Waka, Waka, Waka."

 

[Hedgehog Instigator]

Riversong beat boxes while flash dancing to Irish jig music. She is also quite interested in fusion cooking, specializing in creole seasoned low calorie haggis.

 

[Flinty]

@Hedgehog Instigator is instigating breeding between between gerbils and porcupines.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty's real name is Mark Wayne Williams, but he prefers to be known as Bruce Wayne and his interests include going out dressed up as the caped crusader Batman to investigate crime.

Here he is in full costume which he made himself:

Unfortunately back in 2012 @Flinty got himself arrested for interfering with a potential crime after repeatedly refusing to leave an accident scene while dressed as the caped crusader, he kept insisting to the police that he was the real Batman and that he was collecting evidence ready to submit for analysis by the Bat Computer. He was also charged with resisting arrest as he struggled with the police demanding to speak to "the commissioner" who he said would verify his true identity. Since this wasn't his first run in with the law he was sentenced to 6 month's probation and was ordered not to wear any more costumes including Batman during this period despite protesting to the judge that this was his special interest. He said that he had the worst 6 month's of his life, but has now returned to attending crime scenes as the caped crusader once again.

Please click here for the full story of his arrest.

 

[Flinty]

@pjcnet is once again trying to tour as Archie Bell and the Drells.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty's tried so hard to overcome his issue with giving people eye contact that it soon became an obsession. Now @Fllinty's interests include purposely staring at people.

Here is desperately trying to get attention:

Unfortunately @Flinty went too far however when he decided to start staring at some of the toughest local gangs in the hood. He still hasn't given up however and is currently staring out doctors and especially nice looking nurses during his extended stay in hospital.

 

[Mia]

@pjcnet interest's include noodling, which is a variation of yodeling that includes making kreplach while tickling a strainer for fun, all the while yodeling. It came about one day in his kitchen, as he enjoyed the strainer tickling sound interspersed with his yodeling. It's become something of a focus as he's set it to music and is hoping one day to make a career of it.

He recently entered the world championship for kreplach making and won honourable mention. He's dreaming of a copper strainer to set the right tones. In the meantime he's learning to cook by youtube video. His varied interests keep him moving between kreplach and yodeling. He's yet to decide which one interests him the most.

 

[Flinty]

@Mia is working on kidnapping plans for the 14 MNA's that were out of the assembly for last week's unanimous motion.

 

[Mia]

@Flinty forgot to mention which sitting from 239 to 241. And whether it was the cannabis bill, access to information and the privacy act, the finance minister assets, budget or the standing committee on finance. Flinty would likely rather give those ministers a handshake, especially if it's a motion to adjourn the debate.

 

[pjcnet]

I knew @Mia liked ponys, but her obsession is now getting ridiculous.

@Mia's interests include pony play and she is so obsessed that she has now changed into a pony full time, she even sleeps in stables and drinks from a trough. Luckily she had plenty of money and before her permanent transformation she signed over all her money, belongings and home to human pony trainer "subMissAnn" who in exchange has agreed to look after her and train her every day.

 

[Flinty]

@pjcnet is working on diving to the former community of Cedar Lake, Manitoba, to see what treasures can be found; he then plans to do the same thing to the original Dobrotvir, Ukraine.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty's special interest is ironing Santa's suit.

 

[Flinty]

@Butterfly88 is programming Stingray Music's Christmas music channel. Her priority is making sure that everyone who listens for more than 5 minutes loses the Little Drummer Boy game.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty's real name is David Gracer and his interests include eating bugs, in fact he's a self confessed addict and is totally obsessed as you can see from the following video:

@Flinty's obsession as featured in The Learning Channel.

To @Flinty there's nothing nicer than eating fly pupa mixed down with deep fried wasps, "lovely".

 

[Butterfly88]

@pjcnet's special interest is creating a net that is an alternative to the internet for pj wearers, know as pjnet. No one is sure why the c is there, it was probably a typo.