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Have you ever milked a cow?

Have you ever milked a cow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 41.7%

  • No

    Votes: 7 58.3%
  • Total voters
    12
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This is a question I commonly ask people out of curiosity.
 
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When I was younger I visited many farms...I've been asked if I wanted to, and I declined.
 
No but I have milked a goat. It felt like squeezing a big saggy tit, bleh. Not that I know what saggy tits feel like of course.
 
Yes I have. My Great Uncle Percy used to have a dairy herd and allowed us to help out sometimes and I did some work experience taster sessions at a college which included the milking session. Both had automated pumps.
 
I haven't, but my Dad has, we once stayed on a Farm down in Cornwall, and the Farmer asked Dad to help with the Cows, and he literally got crapped on, had Cow muck all over him, was quite funny but rather smelly.. Fresh milk in a morning though, very nice.

Not so nice having to have Wasp traps up in the House all the time though.
 
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