Funny traffic billboard game

[ExplosiveTMT]

You know those traffic billboards you see hanging above the motorways (or freeways, whatever you call them)?

Imagine if you were able to write something on them!
Well that gave me an idea for this game:

Write something funny (one sentence only) that you would write on a traffic billboard.

I'll go first...

"ZOMBIES AHEAD!!!"

 

[tree]

No Feinting Zone​

 

[qwerty]

BEWARE
DUCKLINGS ARE GRUMPY
AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR
AND WILL NOT HESITATE TO PUNCH YOU.
​

 

[tree]

BOB & WEAVE
Next 5 Miles​

 

[qwerty]

Drive upside down until exit

 

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HONK HORN
In Time to Your Favorite
TUNE​

 

[qwerty]

SLOW DOWN
CABBAGE CROSSING
AHEAD​

 

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[inabox]

"one day left til night of the living billboard"

 

[tree]

"one day left til night of the living billboard"

That could be terrifying.
I used to love those old billboards in the cities when we went south to my grandmother's.
There were huge coffee pots pouring and gargantuan beer bottles with bubbles rising in them.
Actual mechanical movement. (Not electronic.) I was really little.

Living beer bottles and coffee pots---that's scarier than the plot of
The Little Toaster.

 

[tree]

 

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Drive upside down until exit

HEY LOOK

 

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[Flinty]

An actual sign that once existed:

NO
SERVICES
--------->​

(Not like services exist on northern Highway 6.)

 

[tree]

Traverse City, Michigan
USATODAY.com - Psycho Path voted wackiest street name

 

[Beverly]

 

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........................................"KEEP OUT....UNQUANTIFIABLE HAZARDS"