Embarrassing moments

[Streetwise]

Embarrassing moments -

Walking across a large, busy restaurant with my dress tucked into my knickers giving everyone an eyeful of my bare legs and virtually bare bottom. Mortified.

Mis-judging the position of my chair at work (busy, open plan office) and sitting down onto the floor with a bang! Boy did that hurt.

Countless trips/falls in front of people, all of whom rushed to assist when all I wanted was the ground to open up and swallow me.

it helps if you've got to a point in your life where you're so anxious all you care about is not being so !!!!injured that you die!!! or being in so much pain that you have a nightmarish panic attack ,before that it's boring old embarrassment

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Acceptable if you were home alone. Not so much if you were out and about

I think I was at work.

Certainly was out and about in the city.

 

[Crossbreed]

Certainly was out and about in the city.

It must not have been a breezy city...

 

[Juliettaa]

I think I was at work.

Certainly was out and about in the city.

Argh, I now need some brain bleach to erase the mental picture of you dressed up in arseless trousers as if you're dressed up to attend an event hosted by Ru Paul

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Argh, I now need some brain bleach to erase the mental picture of you dressed up in arseless trousers as if you're dressed up to attend an event hosted by Ru Paul

Just a local authority thing. They could have mentioned it.

 

[Streetwise]

Argh, I now need some brain bleach to erase the mental picture of you dressed up in arseless trousers as if you're dressed up to attend an event hosted by Ru Paul

Great now I feel nauseous thinking about pasty skin

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Great now I feel nauseous thinking about pasty skin

Is that something you get at Gregg's?

 

[tducey]

I spoke badly about a supervisor without knowing he was behind me.

 

[Juliettaa]

I spoke badly about a supervisor without knowing he was behind me.

I've done that too!

He deserved it though, he was putting staff at risk.

 

[Thinx]

I do potentially embarrassing things but don't seem to get embarrassed about them any more, maybe age lessens the distress? I'm often stuck trying to get in or out of places, pulling handles the wrong way, unable to make sense of signs which seem to have a number of possible meanings, banging into large furniture items or edges of walls, and generally buffooning my way around. Whatever.

 

[Aspychata]

So my idiot girlfriend had a bird and a fish. She leaves on vacation, and l care for the helpless creatures. l was so pissed at her for the scary nightmare l went through. Basically the bird got out of his cage, pulled a blood feather out, was flapping around with blood squirting everywhere. Blood was on the walls, he is flying around screeching. l was mortified. l thought the bird was dying. It turns out the bird survived, but l went into extreme panic mode. So l am a tad embarrassed after l talked to a vet. Now it seems funny like a parody.