Banned (The Game)

[Mia]

Banned for hating fireworks.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for liking Katy Perry.

 

[zurb]

Banned for laughing at the Ashley Madison cheaters hack and rubbing my hands together in glee.

Sorry for banning out of order but Mia is banned for totally confusicating me. Who is Ashley, what is she hacking, and why would I rub Mia's hands together instead of mine if I'm gleeful?

 

[Mia]

Sorry for banning out of order but Mia is banned for totally confusicating me. Who is Ashley, what is she hacking, and why would I rub Mia's hands together instead of mine if I'm gleeful?

It's an actual social website for people who want to cheat on their spouses. It was hacked and it turns out most of the people who cheat in their marriages, live in their nation's capitals, Washington, Ottawa.....

Infidelity site Ashley Madison hacked as attackers demand total shutdown | Technology | The Guardian

 

[Vinca]

Banned for forgetting to turn the lights off when you left for the night

 

[Flinty]

Banned because I remember what happened the night that the lights went out in Georgia.

 

[tree]

BANNED for knowing a secret.

 

[Aspergirl4hire]

Banned for imagining that hanging an innocent man is a secret; you're clearly for the judge!

 

[Flinty]

Banned for thinking that anyone is truly innocent.

 

[tree]

BANNED for casting an aspersion
and creating doubts.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for thinking that an abstract concept can be used to catch fish.

 

[tree]

BANNED for making statements requiring Deep Thought.

 

[Aspergirl4hire]

Banned for mandating statements that don't require Deep Thought. We have conversations for that

 

[tree]

BANNED for not already hiring a programmer capable
of maintaining the operating system
required to run Deep Thought.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for wanting to use a computer to substitute for Jack Handey.

 

[tree]

BANNED for name dropping without offering a themed quotation such as:
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

 

[Jendellian]

BANNED for not telling us whose quote that is.

 

[tree]

BANNED for not taking the time to look up the Jack Handy
quote about screaming trees.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for circular banning.

 

[Jendellian]

BANNED for drawing circles around your bans.