Banned (The Game)

[tree]

BANNED for not polishing the Telepathic Inducer well enough to transmit the message
so that I would know you wanted tea & biscuits.

 

[inabox]

Banned for blaming others in an attempt to cover up your distinct lack of telepathic receiver. Shame on you!

 

[tree]

Scrape not the Fingerbone of Shame in my direction.
If the message had been sent, I would have received it.
BANNED for shaming.

 

[zurb]

Banned because I already know what you're going to write next!

 

[Flinty]

Banned because Red Vines.

 

[Beverly]

Banned for even mentioning that horrible candy - it is forbidden to speak of those things to me.

 

[tree]

BANNED for allowing personal preference to enter into the
fair & rational procedure of keeping the thread kosher.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for bothering to find out that Red Vines are kosher.

 

[tree]

BANNED for possible dietary neglect.

 

[zurb]

Banned for posting after me in the 'Last person to post wins' thread.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for bringing up other threads here.

 

[Aspergirl4hire]

Banned for fringe discrimination.

 

[inabox]

Banned because you wrote post number 1193, it is between january and november, the sky isn't green yet, donkeys still can't talk, and still nobody has brought me a cup of tea! You have a lot to improve upon or you will find yourself getting banned again!!

 

[Flinty]

Banned for so many reasons they can't fit in a single message.

 

[tree]

BANNED for failure to communicate.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for not noticing exactly how many reasons I had for the previous ban.

 

[tree]

BANNED for attempting to rest upon laurels & encouraging living in the past.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for refusing to learn from history.

 

[inabox]

Offender: Flinty
Punishment: BANNED
Crime: [details to be released in 50 years]

 

[Flinty]

Banned for going beyond my likely lifespan.