Banned (The Game)

[Aspergirl4hire]

Banned for focusing on appearances.

 

[pax]

Banned for changing her avatar without authorisation.

 

[Vinca]

Banned for thinking self expression requires authorisation.

 

[tree]

I hereby ban you for making a rational statement.

 

[Kobus]

Banned till you tell me, what type of tree are you?

 

[tree]

Counting-Out Rhyme

Silver bark of beech, and sallow
Bark of yellow birch and yellow
Twig of willow.

Stripe of green in moosewood maple,
Colour seen in leaf of apple,
Bark of popple.

Wood of popple pale as moonbeam,
Wood of oak for yoke and barn-beam,
Wood of hornbeam.

Silver bark of beech, and hollow
Stem of elder, tall and yellow
Twig of willow.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

You are banned for barking up the wrong tree....

 

[Vinca]

Banned for treeson.

 

[tree]

In an effort to gain re-leaf from the treacherous tree-punning ( a branch of primitive brain surgery),
I wish to therapeutically ban you.

 

[Aspergirl4hire]

Banned for wishing because wishing won't make it so.

 

[tree]

Banned for pointing out that Walt Disney may have been mistaken.....

 

[zurb]

Banned for not wearing high heels, not exposing your naval, or wearing brandname clothes with scratchy labels today.

 

[tree]

Banned for peeking!

 

[Tia Maria]

Banned for hiding.

 

[IrishAspie]

Banned for being too lazy to look and daring to suggest hiding is bad.

 

[tree]

Banned for alliteration.

 

[Vinca]

We're getting rid of dead wood, so you're banned.

 

[tree]

Banned for use of Pluralis Majestatis.

 

[Vinca]

Banned for exceeding your daily quota of what I like to call 'fancy terminology'.

 

[zurb]

Banned for making up new rules.

 

[Vinca]

Banned for not keeping up with the 'New Rules For Banned (The Game) Monthly'.