Aspie Limerick Competition

[zurb]

Let's have a limerick competition. The prize is getting the most likes
Limericks must feature something about Aspergers - good or bad. You can make as many entries as you like. I'll start but I'm sure other's can do better....


There was a young aspie who knew
That 'How are you?' would turn her to stew
She brooded for hours
And then she decided
The question is all just a ruse!

 

[Peace]

I went to a party with friends
Where they said that the fun never ends
I put on my best face
but then left in disgrace
When I misread the latest in trends

 

[GFHandel]

Attention: it is stereotypical.

I'm often engrossed with my passion,
but rarely do I feel compassion.
I prefer to stay
somewhat far away
from the neurotypical fashion.

 

[ASD_Geek]

There once was a man who was told
that his words were literal and bold.
He was teaming with knowledge
from self study, not college
and his brain was worth far more than gold

 

[Ste11aeres]

There once was a woman who took
Online tests not found in a book
She had thought she could tell
Facial language so well...
"Might as well be the language 'Chinook'!"

 

[cairnsbird]

I HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM

THAT NO ONE COMPREHENDS

IT GETS ME INTO TROUBLE

I OFTEN LOOSE MY FRIENDS