Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Butterfly88]

What about gerbils?

 

[tree]

Are you suggesting the gerbil as a therapist, an experimental psychotherapy subject,
or as a potential crook?

 

[Butterfly88]

Aren't rodents usually test subjects?

 

[tree]

Should the usual be the accepted standard?

 

[Butterfly88]

What would you prefer the accepted standard to be?

 

[tree]

Why do I have to decide?

 

[sidd851]

Have you decided to not decide?

 

[tree]

Why do you ask?

 

[sidd851]

W-e-e-e-ell,
I tend to think that deciding to not decide
is deciding, however,
In point of fact, it may not be deciding,
where the original point of contention
is concerned;
Does my decided concern, concern your
decision(where am I?)?

 

[tree]

Did you preface your question with a statement because you couldn't
think of a way to make it into a question?

 

[sidd851]

Are you questioning my decision?

 

[tree]

Did you make one?

 

[sidd851]

Are you asking if I made a question,
or if I made a decision, or if I made an assumption regarding either
(I'm sooo confused, here[help?])?

 

[Hedgehog Instigator]

Do you realize you are very long winded?

 

[tree]

When did you first notice?

 

[Butterfly88]

When do you think?

 

[sidd851]

Why, all day, has there been this
burning sensation in my ears?

 

[Sir Stig]

Only all day, or all of the night too?

 

[Butterfly88]

Have you tried ear oil to help?

 

[sidd851]

Did you know that ears create
their own lubrication?