Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[tree]

How fast do you figure an onion walks?

 

[Thinx]

Do they walk or do they do rolling headstands?

 

[tree]

How do you tell the head from the body?

 

[Thinx]

Is it the round bit at the top?

 

[Butterfly88]

What angle is the roundness?

 

[inabox]

wouldn't a "roundness" be 360 degrees?

 

[tree]

Wouldn't the poor onions all sizzle to a crisp
if they were 360º?

 

[Butterfly88]

With all these onions why aren't my eyes tearing yet?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Are you like totally out there?

 

[tree]

Is that an attempt at emulating far-out
and groovy antiquated quaint and retro
hippie-talk, or what, man?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Was it another failure for my list?

 

[Butterfly88]

Can you try to sound more groovy like Greg Brady?

 

[inabox]

Who the hell is Greg Brady?

 

[tree]

Was he Marcia's brother?

 

[Butterfly88]

Have you never watched The Brady Bunch?

 

[tree]

Was that the series documenting
the astonishing habits of monkeys
in the jungle---the ones that made
braided wreaths of banana blossoms
as a form of currency?

 

[Butterfly88]

Wouldn't that be called The Monkey Bunch?

 

[tree]

Is it even possible to plait
bunches of monkeys?

 

[Thinx]

Could you plate them instead or would that be cruel?

 

[Butterfly88]

What would the vegans eat?