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20 Things Your TSA Agent Won't Tell You

I'm making a trip to lost and found :

The TSA makes an awful lot of money on pocket change that passengers leave behind; in 2016, they made $867,812.39. According to the agency, “receipts of unclaimed money are deposited into a Special Fund account so that the resources can be tracked easily and subsequently expended.” So keep track of your money, lest the TSA cash in on your forgetfulness.

At least $798,426,56 of that has to be mine.
 
Fridgemagnetman said:
I'm making a trip to lost and found :

The TSA makes an awful lot of money on pocket change that passengers leave behind; in 2016, they made $867,812.39. According to the agency, “receipts of unclaimed money are deposited into a Special Fund account so that the resources can be tracked easily and subsequently expended.” So keep track of your money, lest the TSA cash in on your forgetfulness.

At least $798,426,56 of that has to be mine.
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I suspect you've never attempted to secure unclaimed property through official American bureaucracies.

Good luck with that. :p :eek: :D o_O

But with infinite patience, 110% compliance, accuracy and superhero powers you might just recover a buck or two. ;)
 
Judge said:
I suspect you've never attempted to secure unclaimed property through official American bureaucracies.

Good luck with that. :p :eek: :D o_O

But with infinite patience, 110% compliance, accuracy and superhero powers you might just recover a buck or two. ;)
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I'm more the take what you want just don't kill me type of Traveller.
 
Fridgemagnetman said:
I'm more the take what you want just don't kill me type of Traveller.
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Find another word. "Kill" probably sets off their alarms. "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!" :eek:

Still, it might be fun to respond to them saying only, "Two Weeks." :p


Get ready for a surprise! But no, they probably wouldn't share my sense of humor either. :oops:
 
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Judge said:
Find another word. "Kill" probably sets off their alarms. "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!" :eek:

Still, it might be fun to respond to them saying only, "Two Weeks." :p


Get ready for a surprise! But no, they probably wouldn't share my sense of humor either. :oops:
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Yep.

Kind of how I feel. Without being Arnie at the end.
 
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