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  • I wonder if anyone has ever made a New Years resolution to be a complete Butthole?
    LucyPurrs
    LucyPurrs
    LMAO!
    N
    Nitro
    Did I really need to make a resolution to do that,or can I pick up where I was last year?
    I just found out Santa lives in Finland. :O
    LucyPurrs
    LucyPurrs
    Did Rudolf spill the beans?
    Tom
    Tom
    Yes. Finland is crawling with reindeer. North Pole, 0.
    Best of luck dealing with angry pickles in 2018!
    LucyPurrs
    LucyPurrs
    I second that :D
    Tom
    Tom
    Thankyou. Pickles are serious business. Around age 11, I once ate 2 and drank 2 cans of soda at one sitting late at night. I thought my stomach might literally explode! :D
    2018 is the year of the Angry Pickle. I think I got that from an obscure upstate tribe. So be careful!
    Today I am a Robot. Who needs social skills when you can atomize things with glowy red laser eyes.
    Took in a lost dog Christmas day!
    tree
    tree
    And then what?
    Butterfly88
    Butterfly88
    That was nice of you.
    Tom
    Tom
    I kept the dog for a day and then took it to a good non-kill shelter. I am putting out notices on facebook and in town, keeping track and hoping the owner claims him soon.
    Got Abba stuck in my head: "having the time of your life... See that Merle, cook the beans, diggin' the dancing spleen"
    Judge
    Judge
    Yep. And I bet the fishermen love to hear them sing "Super Grouper".
    My zombie holidays song: Do They Gnaw it Christmas?
    Judge
    Judge
    Sing, people!

    "Walkers in a winter wonderland...."
    Do vampires celebrate Christmas?
    LucyPurrs
    LucyPurrs
    Nah they find it bloody boring.
    Judge
    Judge
    Maybe Ed, Bella and Renesmee Cullen. Just don't be standing under the mistletoe around them or their kin. That could bite.
    Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong?
    What evil lurks under that pile of stuff in your closet?
    M
    Mia
    Dust creatures and shoe eaters and things that live in boxes that I can't see unless I get a microscope.
    Santa's database is ripe for hacking.
    Judge
    Judge
    Last I heard China stole it. - From the National Security Agency.
    If you put all the holiday Santas together, would factions develop? Would fights break out?
    How many Santas are there? Is the population growing or shrinking?
    The mighty Boosh
    The mighty Boosh
    The rate of santa growth has remain constant at one, the others are just helpers.
    Today's news: The Alien Invasion has been postponed due to a strike by the Intergalactic Attack Fleet Union.
    Today's good news is: I am almost certain no one will be eaten by cannibals
    Judge
    Judge
    Well...whether humans are still ending up on the menu in Papua New Guinea remains to be seen. Something last accounted for around 2012.

    Bon appétit!
    M
    Mia
    As long as they don't take any baths in delicious foods.
    LucyPurrs
    LucyPurrs
    Having been in New Guinea in 1992, I can attest I wasn't eaten.
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