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Recent content by Meistersinger

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    Update Your Windows 10 Version To 21H2 NOW

    You think Windows 11 is the pits? Mac OS 12 (Monterey) is really hacking me off! First off, Apple is repeating a major mistake by creating their own CPUs, that are completely incompatible with everything! Case in point, I worked tech support for an Apple Contractor from 2002 to 2004, when the...
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    The stupid... It BURNS....

    In addition, you forgot the cardinal rule with stupidity: Ya can’t fix stupid!
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    A Thanksgiving Tale of HORROR!!

    Being from the edge of PA Dutch Country, there’s always Belsnickel, aka the anti-Santa Claus (although, while I was growing up in Southern York county, PA, Belsnickel was associated with Hallowe’en.)
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    Have/Do any of you attend Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve?

    For 37 years, the church where I a paid soloist (and later, a member)did the service of 9 lessons and carols that was performed at King’s College Cambridge, starting at:10:30 PM and lasting through midnight. I left that congregation back in 2015, partly after the senior pastor fired the music...
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    Took personality test for job interview

    The primary purpose of a “personality” test is to “screen out” people who are highly qualified, but tend to be “too honest”
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    I was subject of name calling

    6 January, 2021 is the date I decided to become a recluse. I don’t even bother with newspapers or news channels on my streaming subscriptions (I now mostly watch reruns from before 1989 and classic cartoons, as they’re the only things now that make any sense). I rarely leave my locked...
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    So who's into dog sports...?

    personally. I prefer synchronized tail-wagging… https://youtube.com/shorts/poaVyjyiQd4?feature=share
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    Share good puns and jokes.

    Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe
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    Share good puns and jokes.

    I wish I could still play. Carpal tunnel, and my father’s death from cancer of the liver (shortly after playing in a local production of West Side Story outside of Chicago) 45 years ago as of this date.
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    Share good puns and jokes.

    Why did the tomato go out with the prune? Because she couldn't find a date.
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    Share good puns and jokes.

    Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up! <rimshot></rimshot>
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    Jeff Bezos' Space Flight

    AFAIC, Bezos, as well as Elon Musk, can stay in space permanently!
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    Does anyone here use python?

    Frankly, the I only python I care about is Monty’s flying circus.:imp:
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    Share good puns and jokes.

    <rimshot></rimshot>
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    Pet Alligator returned to its “owner”

    The local constabulary did capture the gator and returned it to it’s “owners”
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