Dear Beyonce,
I don't know what is wrong with you, honestly. A diva is female version of a hustler? What does that even mean? I don't know. Half the time I can't figure out what you're saying; let alone believe the crap they print about your life. You don't seem like the type that never got any dates in high school. Still you have worked very hard over the years... I love it how you can play a variety of roles in all your movies.
In Goldmember, you were a singer... at a nightclub. And a detective. Not a bad start. Then, in The Fighting Temptations, you were a singer. In the Pink Panther, you were a singer. In Dreamgirls, you were a singer. In Wow Wow Wubbzy? Yeah, I think you get the idea by now. ::sleep: I just hope you get a better deal in your next movie. Maybe you could play THE SCREEN!
Then of course there's the videos. What were you doing in "Run The World"? I don't know, and I don't think we were meant to find out. Leave creating a revolution to the professionals, Beyonce. You are not Che Gueverra, or Joseph friggin' Stalin. But you're just as harmful to young and impressionable teenagers. And furthermore, the concept for "Single Ladies" was a great idea. Painfully simple and cheap. And yet some idiot thought it was the GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME!
That's all I can think of for now. Got a few other points, but I wouldn't want to piss off your fanbase, which consists mainly of illiterate copycats. Have a nice day, and enjoy living it up with your arrogant husband.
Sincerely,
Tim Goodwin
I don't know what is wrong with you, honestly. A diva is female version of a hustler? What does that even mean? I don't know. Half the time I can't figure out what you're saying; let alone believe the crap they print about your life. You don't seem like the type that never got any dates in high school. Still you have worked very hard over the years... I love it how you can play a variety of roles in all your movies.
In Goldmember, you were a singer... at a nightclub. And a detective. Not a bad start. Then, in The Fighting Temptations, you were a singer. In the Pink Panther, you were a singer. In Dreamgirls, you were a singer. In Wow Wow Wubbzy? Yeah, I think you get the idea by now. ::sleep: I just hope you get a better deal in your next movie. Maybe you could play THE SCREEN!
Then of course there's the videos. What were you doing in "Run The World"? I don't know, and I don't think we were meant to find out. Leave creating a revolution to the professionals, Beyonce. You are not Che Gueverra, or Joseph friggin' Stalin. But you're just as harmful to young and impressionable teenagers. And furthermore, the concept for "Single Ladies" was a great idea. Painfully simple and cheap. And yet some idiot thought it was the GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME!
That's all I can think of for now. Got a few other points, but I wouldn't want to piss off your fanbase, which consists mainly of illiterate copycats. Have a nice day, and enjoy living it up with your arrogant husband.
Sincerely,
Tim Goodwin
