The Boys vs. Girls Numbers Game!

[Grumpy Cat]

I beg your pardon sir, I know it's 79.

 

[Christophe]

With all due respect miss, 80 is the correct number

 

[Grumpy Cat]

Don't you have some other things planned to do today (like starting now)? 79.

 

[Christophe]

Starting now! Yes I do, 80

 

[Grumpy Cat]

Oh, that's wonderful (cause I really wanted to watch my show "Ghost Whisperer").
But before I go, I just wanted to say 79.

 

[Christophe]

I'm so glad I got to read your reply before I left for brunch, I've never seen that show, is it good? But before I leave... 80

 

[Grumpy Cat]

The show is fantastic! In a few minutes my fattening pizza will be done. It's my b-day today!!!!! 79.
(And that's not my age.)

 

[Christophe]

Happy b-day!! I was considering passing my turn as a present to you for your b-day... But it's simply not me, so... 80

 

[Grumpy Cat]

It's the thought that counts - I guess.
Anyway, 79 from the Bday Girl!

 

[Christophe]

Is there no one else playing this game?

80

 

[Grumpy Cat]

I guess not. 79
Oh! Grumpy Cat just walked in!
78

 

[Tarragon]

Ahhh, 79

 

[Christophe]

Back to 80

 

[Tarragon]

Is it? Great Oooops, now it's 81!

 

[Christophe]

Wow!! 82! Really?

 

[Grumpy Cat]

Gosh darn it! Isn't it about your guys' bedtime already?
I thought I read in the rules somewhere that a birthday person can add on their age. Don't you two agree?
81

 

[Grumpy Cat]

Grumpy Cat here (meow). I played a nice game once and it was awful!
So now it's 80!

 

[Christophe]

Lucky for us, I don't sleep much 81

 

[Grumpy Cat]

Oh? Try a double dose of camomile tea, warm milk, benadryl and melatonin with a rubber mallet as a last resort. That should work. 80

 

[Christophe]

I want to thank you, you made me smile quite a bit today, 81