Terrible movie/video game quotes

[Nathan]

"You know, you're either too beautiful to be so smart or too smart to be so beautiful."
- Roy, the movie Robot Monster

"Why should it goes well?"
- from the Captain America and the Avengers arcade game

 

[IContainMultitudes]

This site has lots of enjoyable video game quotes:

http://www.zanyvgquotes.com/

This one is from Aero Fighters 2:

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[Nathan]

"Negative forces aren't the only way to empower the Chaos Emeralds. Our positive feelings toward each other can make them work!"

- Tails from Sonic Adventure

 

[Google]

"Negative forces aren't the only way to empower the Chaos Emeralds. Our positive feelings toward each other can make them work!"

- Tails from Sonic Adventure

Haha, there's lots of bad quotes from Sonic games. Sonic games shouldn't even have dialogue. I remember being excited when SA1 was coming out on the GameCube because I wanted to try 3D Sonic. I bought SA1 again and played it last year and it was terrible. The controls were really bad and I kept on dying by running through walls.

 

[Firnafth]

"Negative forces aren't the only way to empower the Chaos Emeralds. Our positive feelings toward each other can make them work!"

- Tails from Sonic Adventure

Oh, that's painful!

 

[Nathan]

"YOU ARE PER-VERT!"

- some lady from the movie 17 Again

 

[Nathan]

Haha, there's lots of bad quotes from Sonic games. Sonic games shouldn't even have dialogue. I remember being excited when SA1 was coming out on the GameCube because I wanted to try 3D Sonic. I bought SA1 again and played it last year and it was terrible. The controls were really bad and I kept on dying by running through walls.

Dreamcast version > GC version

 

[IContainMultitudes]

Via @HKSubtitles on Twitter:

 

[IContainMultitudes]

Somehow, I'm not sure that SNK's World Heroes was the most historically-accurate fighting game ever:

http://rasputinsnk.ytmnd.com/

http://snk.wikia.com/wiki/Rasputin

 

[tree]

Tulio: They killed the Giggler, man!

Fraker: They had no business doing that. None.

Death Wish 3

 

[Idahocalypse]

"Are there dead people in the morgue?"*
- Daniel, Amnesia: The Dark Descent

* Unsure of exact quote, but it was something along those lines...

 

[AustinFrom1995]

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes" Obi-Wan, Star Wars Spisode III

Uh, that is, in itself, an absolute. Also, is it not Yoda who delivers this iconic absolute: "Do or do not, there is no try." Wouldn't be the only time Jedi were massive hypocrites.

 

[RiverSong]

"All your base are belong to us." - CATS from the game Zero Wing

 

[Idahocalypse]

"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
- random Youngster from Pokemon Red & Blue