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Ruin a Movie!

While out in the forest gathering wood Bob is taken hostage and forced to make toast endlessly. In time the aliens learn to trust him so one night he sneaks sleeping pills into their jam and flees. It is only when he gets home does he find that there is a machine converting humans into bread...

How to Train Your Dragon.
 
The Jamestown settlers get driven back to sea where they drown after being set upon by enraged natives, Rocket Raccoon, and Groot, protecting the land from their depredations.

Cloud Atlas
 
In the near future people are even dumber than they are today so when a new navigation app comes out that uses clouds as a navigation aid people flock to buy it utterly failing to see the obvious problem. Chaos ensues as the entire user base gets lost... who will save them?

Sonic the Hedgehog
 
The movie takes place during the Covid quarantine and the attacking Birds are so depressed that they wasted months of preparation to attack humans and now it’s all gone to waste and so they kill themselves by letting feral cats eat them.

Sharknado
 
Gerontius said:
The sequel is Jaws but with the storm replaced by a regular tornado, and the fishing-boat replaced by a seagoing Kansas farmhouse. Tagline: There is Dust in the Water.

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
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He gets replaced with Agent Smith from The Matrix.

Gymkata.
 
Metalhead said:
Gymkata.
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Due to a dirty pair of eyeglasses the title gets misread as gymkhana and all potential misinterpretations based on that--the martial arts experts, due to budget cuts, are replaced by amateur equestrians, motor-cycle time trial competitors, and an autocross racing team. Unable to complete their objective, they give up, return, and kill the staff of the Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Brideshead Revisited
 
Gerontius said:
Due to a dirty pair of eyeglasses the title gets misread as gymkhana and all potential misinterpretations based on that--the martial arts experts, due to budget cuts, are replaced by amateur equestrians, motor-cycle time trial competitors, and an autocross racing team. Unable to complete their objective, they give up, return, and kill the staff of the Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Brideshead Revisited
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A man revisits his bride’s severed head.

GoodFellas
 
A man is investigated by the local authorities after it comes to light that he is smuggling ceramics across the border

A Bridge Too Far
 
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