I’ve figured out the perfect answer to Schrödinger’s Cat Paradox!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The Cat is obviously dead from lack of oxygen. Think about it. The theory says that the cat is put into a box with no openings and that means no holes to let in air. The cat will suffocate anywhere between a couple hours to a few days depending on the size of the box and if is starts to panic and use up even more oxygen. I figured this out and I didn’t even finish college!

 

[Metalhead]

No, the cat is dead because it has been many decades since the dilemma started.

 

[Fino]

I've never understood the whole thing. Our perception is not reality. The cat is not alive or dead, it's one or the other. The fact that we don't know is irrelevant. It's horrendously human-centric, as far as I understand it. I'm probably missing something fundamental. I don't know.

 

[SusanLR]

Schrodinger's cat is equal to "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it..."
It's 50/50 one way or the other.

Why did the cat need a pair-a-docs anyway?
Was it sick? Or not?

???

 

[Kalinychta]

Absolute genius, Jigglypuff. You should hold a press conference. Immediately.

 

[Kalinychta]

One thing’s for sure: the cat went into the box voluntarily with no coaxing from Schrödinger. Cats love boxes.

 

[Crossbreed]

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it..."

Here is a variation,

"If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear it,

is he still wrong...?"​

 

[watersprite]

Here is a variation,

"If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear it,

is he still wrong...?"​

Here is a variation:

“If a woman says something and there is no man around to hear it,

Is she still wrong…?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Here is a variation:

“If a woman says something and there is no man around to hear it,

Is she still wrong…?

Answer: Only if she’s that bimbo Jenny McCarthy!

 

[Suzette]

The Cat is obviously dead from lack of oxygen. Think about it. The theory says that the cat is put into a box with no openings and that means no holes to let in air. The cat will suffocate anywhere between a couple hours to a few days depending on the size of the box and if is starts to panic and use up even more oxygen. I figured this out and I didn’t even finish college!

The box is quantum in nature and the cat neither exists within the box, nor out of it. No, the question doesn't say the box is quantumn, nor does it say it isn't either.