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Excuse me, no, l can't

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Aspychata, Aug 15, 2019.

  1. Aspychata

    Aspychata My Art Work

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    What is the one thing you will not part with? Like a nuclear meltdown has begun, your very nice neighbor knocks on your door and asks you for (insert your item). l refuse to give up my onions, especially if red.
     
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    Fino Alex V.I.P Member

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    Toilet paper, I guess?
     
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    Progster Gone sideways to the sun V.I.P Member

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    My liver :)

    My music collection.
     
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    Bolletje Potato chip wizard V.I.P Member

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    My cat. My liver isn’t worth much anyway.
     
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  5. Wolf Prince

    Wolf Prince My future job title.

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    My precious. You do not deserve the precious. I dont know people that well. So im just as likely to ask for liscense and registration.
     
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    Ken S. Dog Cookie King V.I.P Member

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    My closest neighbors have more money than they know what to with. The only thing they have ever asked for is help moving heavy items and knock over a couple of Mountain Cedars with the tractor.
     
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    AloneNotLonely Well-Known Member

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    He'd be standing in front of a closed door. Laptop + Gold + Cash, pick up my dogs and off I go.
     
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  8. Running Girl

    Running Girl Member

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    All the dental floss in the house?
     
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    A generator.
     
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    Judge Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    It may not matter if that nuclear meltdown is nearby.

    After all, "You can't take it with you". ;)
     
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  11. clg114

    clg114 Still crazy, after all these years. Staff Member V.I.P Member

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    My wife. I do not care how nice he is, he is not getting my wife.
     
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    BraidedPony Just Enjoying Survival V.I.P Member

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    My dog and my iPad
     
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    Thinx Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    The people I love, including the cat. And the toilet.
     
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    Bolletje Potato chip wizard V.I.P Member

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    My toothbrush also.
     
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    Jenisautistic Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    my camera
     
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    I'd already be gone so he couldn't ask.
     
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    hiraeth Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    My book. You can take all the other ones but not that one.
     
  18. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Not can I use your toilet... But can I borrow your toilet?