Death, Morgue and a Lobotomy

[Aspychata]

As poor Kenny was wheeled into ER, the orderly jam his arm with pain medicine and the doctor started

 

[Alexej]

to tickle his toes, with a feather duster. This made Kenny

 

[Aspychata]

Definitely delirious and locked down in the the psych ward with the giggling tellytubbies who were

 

[Alexej]

Miming the Goodies song "Stuff that Gibbon" while Kenny was

 

[Aspychata]

Along with the teletubies were forced to go to emergency for removal of social media genes leaving

 

[mysterionz]

the nurses had to operate on him to save his life. He had suffered a damaged heart with a hole in it at nine years old.

”We replaced your heart with a baked potato and you have nine seconds to live,” a nurse says. Suddenly, he explodes and all his guts pour out. Poor Kenny comes to life in his bed once again.

”Oh my GOD that hurt!” the little boy said, as he recounted what happened. He had just learned of his immortality, and doesn’t know how to process it.

 

[Aspychata]

Yes, and after the scuttlebutt about the potato swap, the nurses are afraid to eat the mashed potato at the cafeteria, because the food is starting to look like

 

[Alexej]

cat sick so they stopped eating at all. This caused the hospital canteen to

 

[Aspychata]

have biohazard signs posted, and hazmat suited moonlighting TSA agents spraying lavender scented germcide in
your hospital bed, as you are lowered into the

 

[Alexej]

bath full of bleach which they say will

 

[Aspychata]

Kill Covid and leave your breath smelling clean, however Nurse Rachet appears and has a syringe of

 

[Alexej]

drugs to make you feel

 

[Aspychata]

Ready for a quick vist to the mortuary where the silent Hill movie feels real and you slip

 

[Alexej]

your cinema pop corn box under

 

[Aspychata]

The corpse that somehow fell into the hospital elevator until