Banned (The Game)

[inabox]

inabox, this is your conscience speaking.
YOU ARE BANNED for not being patient with the slow internet connection and clicking "post reply" twice in quick sucession. Too hasty.

 

[zurb]

inabox's conscience is banned for not having its own account on AC.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for demanding an excessive amount of accountability.

 

[Mia]

Banned for eventual disaggregation.

 

[Beverly]

Banned for planting flower power trees on the forums and, not informing me of their location. I have to go sprinkle water on the all after all.

 

[Mia]

Banned for using purple, as in purple people eaters.

"I said Mr Purple People Eater, what's your line?
He said eating purple people, and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band"

 

[zurb]

Banned just because I feel like it.

 

[inabox]

You are banned because I'm feeling extremely feisty. Banning you gets you out of my firing range. Really, you should thank me.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for taking up too much space.

 

[Mia]

Banned for drinking white out while typing.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for misspelling "Russian".

 

[Mia]

Banned for inventing a way to cook pudding quickly.

 

[inabox]

You are ALL banned for writing very confusing bans for the last three posts

 

[tree]

I BAN Poster #1274 so that I can be Poster #1275.

 

[Mia]

Banning everyone who wrote bans before I did (including myself), just cause its that's kind of day.

 

[Flinty]

Banned for blanket banning.

 

[inabox]

Banned for thinking blankets would be have the intelligence to have an AC account. Therefore, you are double banned for being IQ-ist.

 

[zurb]

Banned for discriminating against high functioning blankets.

 

[Mia]

Banned for laughing at the Ashley Madison cheaters hack and rubbing my hands together in glee.

 

[tree]

BANNED for holding a parade without announcing it first on AC.