I struggle with the saying stupid things EVERYDAY and all-day-long.
One time in high school, I had UNknowingly, and UNintentionally, called one of my teachers a cow. I ended up feeling AWFUL and cried my eyes out after I had realized what I had done. She had to point it out before I had realized WHAT exactly I had, in fact, done.
I've said things about Obama, and my teachers knew me well enough to not think anything of it (if they had not known me, I would have been in SERIOUS trouble). Heck, I've called one of my classmates as an INTENDED but FAILED joke, a child molester. In Gym class I had told the person their team in floor hockey, could play the Nazis, and the team I was on, could play the Allies. To ME, it was JUST a SIMPLE HISTORICAL ANALOGY. To them, it was an insult. Yet ANOTHER example of how I know to say the most PERFECT things in the MOST perfect way (yes, sarcasm). The epitome of Aspergers. I've once told one of the hall monitors he looked like John Wilkes Booth. A teacher that he looks like Robert E. Lee (though THAT WAS a compliment in EVERY way. Robert E. Lee was NOT ONLY a genius, but ALSO a respectable man. He did NOT believe in slavery; he simply did not wanna invade his homeland. He was VERY honorable and had A LOT of respect for Lincoln AND Grant, and many others, regardless of WHICH side; I stand by that statement, even today) I've even said one of the professors looks like Albert Einstein (it was a COMPLIMENT! At least that's how I had MEANT it). The Lord knows I've learned my lesson THERE.
I've even asked a WHOLE classroom what the heck an orgasm is. I had NO idea that it means what it means. 2 years later, I've apologized to the teacher, when I've looked it up. I had thought it's just an organism. I was embarrassed to say the least. I've even once, when thinking of names to call our school mascot, the name, Promiscuous Puma. How the BLOODY HECK would I know that means what I know NOW that it means??? Well, that didn't go as planned.