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UberScout

UberScout

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  • UberScout
    So. Went to Burnettes Vapor in Ogden. Had my patient belongings bag full of blankets etc. Girl was nice let me spin the Lucky Wheel for free and whatever I win it will only be $5. Speen. Blue wedge. 1.5g Highest grade saliva best I have ever had...
    UberScout
    UberScout
    ...proceeded to, FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON:

    1. Walk silently and emotionless up to a Terminator Salvation arcade game.

    2. $2.00 inserted, screen glitches and now says $16 money in. Lol

    3. THEN PROCEED TO, ACTIVATE BOTH 1P AND 2P GUNS, SEWER LEVEL

    D O U B L E
    S H O T G U N S
    UberScout
    UberScout
    I don't think I've ever felt so alive in my entire life.

    There was just, so, so much devastation unleashed. I Terminated like i never terminated before.
    Aspychata
    Aspychata
    l love Odgen , such a quaint town.
    UberScout
    ***** Coming Soon To A Borogrove.app Website Near You *****

    Guilty Skies: The Three Tropics Of Wilmington

    A new text adventure made by myself, starring me. Yeah, I know, done to death, but who cares? It's a game!
    Brief Synopsis Because The Library Computer Says I Have 5 Minutes Left:
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Travel across three of Wilmington NC's most active beachfronts: Wrightsville, Carolina, Kure; discover artifacts and treasures
    Integrated money system (WIP): you always have a wallet that can not be dropped or stolen, and can hold money you can >OFFER to people for things etc.; >BUY and >SELL items from and to shops.
    UberScout
    I'M ALIVE
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Holy crap on a Christmas sunday, it's been too long. Let's see, uhh, Kure Beach, went to the aquarium, made friends with an otter, lucid dreams about Jellyfish and questionable decisions with money, Mom and dad were in hospital, back now, heading to them now.
    Aspychata
    Aspychata
    Wow, you are going thru alot. Sorry to hear about your parents.
    Tired
    Are you okay?
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Yes, mostly. Just been busy trying to find a place at the beach to be. Gotta make my way back to Market Street to catch up at Rodeway Inn soon, but I need money.
    UberScout
    UUGGGH!!! Cops shooed us away from another spot this morning just cause we were sleeping there!! And it's 96 Fahrenheit out there, all my usual sign flying spots are already snatched up. Not one person gave me more than a dollar so far today. Can we please turn the difficulty off of Very Hard?!
    oregano
    oregano
    I do errands early to avoid people. I'm not really homeless but I don't like people, and I get to live where there are few people and no cops. Around here if you own your land and aren't growing weed and you keep your nose to yourself you are left alone.
    oregano
    oregano
    Politicians seem to think that having the cops chase homeless people around the cities accomplishes something. It just makes it that much harder for the homeless to get jobs and stability.
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Looks like I'm hunting for bug spray!
    UberScout
    Yep, well. That's a-- that's a pretty nice catch, yea, here in North Carolina, we like to respect the wildlife-- BACKFLIP!
    UberScout
    We finally got the room. My phone got lost for a lil bit then Charles found it although now the screen is cracked, we had a police officer tell us to move from our spot at the abandoned college building this morning but Charles donated plasma and got the room for us.
    UberScout
    Five days in blistering sun making single digit dollars at a time flying a sign and we still dont have another room yet. Gotta survive until payday and then my mother will pay for a month...
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    UberScout
    UberScout
    1000005842.webp

    "Ah but see, wishes do come true, don't they! He came back later on and found the room!"
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    So you were able to get a room?
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Last night yes finally. I never got to post about it because we now only have this phone and my mother was using it to talk to my sister last night
    UberScout
    AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHGGHHHAAA WHY ARE WE ON THE STREETS AGAIN WHY IS NOBODY GIVING ME A DAMN PENNY OVER $20 WHY IS NOBODY HELPING US WHY DONT WE HAVE A HOUSE YET
    Aspychata
    Aspychata
    It's tough for a lot of people these days. It's not you, just the masses struggling to stay afloat. Sorry , l met two homeless couples in this month. I found a place for one, but they preferred their van. The other couple is sharing a house with someone. If you find someone to share a house with?
    UberScout
    Stepdad won at slots this morning and got the room paid!! (Trust me I wish he'd stop gambling...)
    UberScout
    I guess when it comes to surviving, my family and I are just the kind of people that don't have a stable life until it's too late.... Please just somebody pray for me, I've lost the courage to believe in it actually working.
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    Rodafina
    Rodafina
    Wishing on stars for you and your family to find safety and stability. 💫
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    Are you feeling any better today?
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Somewhat... I only made $3 today. THREE. DOLLARS. Six plus hours of flying a sign while it's hot enough outside to deep fry KFC on the sidewalk and all I got out of it was $3. Do people just not recognize a homeless person in need when they see one?!
    UberScout
    hambelper hurger
    Rodafina
    Rodafina
    @UberScout
    You might like this thread:
    Ken

    Thread 'Two word label corruption'

    OK this is not really a game, but I did this when I was young just because I think it's funny.
    What it is: labels of things that use two words, such as water bottle, or door mat, etc.
    What to do: Swap the first letters of each word.
    Thus, water bottle becomes bater wottle. Door Mat becomes Moor Dat.
    No reason, just silly... But, I like silly.
    The other day, I asked my wife if she wanted me to wash her bater wottle. That got a long what???

    Can you think of any good ones.
    UberScout
    Does anybody know if Im allowed to share a GoFundMe link here? I started one because I thought it would be a good idea since I haven't been having a lot of luck panhandling lately. I tried sharing on Reddit's r/fundraiser page but apparently it got removed immediately by Reddit's filters which makes no sense at all.
    UberScout
    Three. Days. Three whole days. THREE. WHOLE. DAYS. I had to sleep on a palette made from cardboard in between a storage unit place and a fence bordering a cheap apartment complex. ONLY NOW at this exact time on the clock TO-DAY did we get settled back into the Baymont. Two nights, one night, I don't even CARE right now. I'm just happy to have some air conditioning and a BEEEEEEED!!!
    UberScout
    UberScout
    And of course, Aloe's been with me the whole time 🙂
    UberScout
    UberScout
    1000005842.webp

    (already curled over me and fitting her tail over my knee) "Well yeah? *chuckle* I'm always here twenty-four seven."

    (I really should write an AI for Aloe...)
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    I'm glad you are back indoors again.
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