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UberScout

UberScout

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  • UberScout
    Of course, yesterday morning walking back through the woods in the park nature trail to get to my rain ruined tent... There were Yellow Jackets. One stung me... Twice...
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    UberScout
    UberScout
    "A single Yellow Jacket poses no threat to one's life, unless they possess an allergy to the venom found in a Yellow Jacket's glands. To a person with no allergy to it, it would take 1500 stings before the venom overpowers someone and kills them in 1d6 hours, though you would have to be intentionally allowing yourself to be stung that many times."
    UberScout
    UberScout
    "In any case, if one feels threatened, they initiate an attack and begins its combat rounds with a 1d100 roll against a creature's DEX score; if the bug succeeds, they sting for 1d4 points of piercing damage. Being stung introduces a very painful, but not fatal dose of venom which burns like unholy hell for 1d8 hours afterward."
    Nervous Rex
    Nervous Rex
    I was doing some woodwork outside one time and the noise from my hammering attracted a wasp that stung my arm. I immediately killed it with the hammer and then realized that, without thinking, I had violiently struck my own arm with a hammer three times.
    UberScout
    I was able to surprise my family by returning to Wilmington early yesterday because a nice guy saw me walking on the road in Swansboro and gave me a ride to the nearest Greyhound station in Jacksonville. The man even paid for my ticket! Not only did he cover me on it, it only cost him $17.97, so I didn't even have to feel bad about him spending anything!
    UberScout
    WELL, IT SEEMS THAT THE ATLAS COMET THAT NEWS IS GOING MENTAL OVER IS NOW APPARENTLY ALIEN TECH AND THERES A GROUP FROM NASA LAUNCHING A DEFENSE PROTOCOL. CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHERE THE NEAREST BUNKER OR SCOUT SHIP IS? ASKING FOR A FRIEND
    TBRS1
    TBRS1
    My S.O. is all over this. I think we've watch 20 videos about it.

    I'm gonna build a ray gun to repell green aliens.
    oregano
    oregano
    PANIC! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

    UberScout
    I found a NES homebrew game called Double Dream. You're a little jester guy in a dream world, and when you jump with A and press A in midair there's this spinkick move he does; hit the ground or a wall with it and he bounces and gains momentum. Guess what I've doing for the past three hours since I woke up?



    My thumbs hurt...
    UberScout
    New start on my life. No longer with my parents anymore; got tired of nothing changing. Now in Jacksonville NC...
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    Aspychata
    Aspychata
    That's a big step, but something needed to change. I will try to check resources for you there.
    UberScout
    UberScout
    My sister is still at the youth shelter. Gonna have to find out more about that later.
    Aspychata
    Aspychata
    So sad, l hopes she is okay. She is still pretty young. If you stay in touch with her, l think that's very important. You are THE only stable thing she has in her life. It's worse for women to be on their own then men currently. Please try your best to stay in contact.
    UberScout
    So. Went to Burnettes Vapor in Ogden. Had my patient belongings bag full of blankets etc. Girl was nice let me spin the Lucky Wheel for free and whatever I win it will only be $5. Speen. Blue wedge. 1.5g Highest grade saliva best I have ever had...
    UberScout
    ***** Coming Soon To A Borogrove.app Website Near You *****

    Guilty Skies: The Three Tropics Of Wilmington

    A new text adventure made by myself, starring me. Yeah, I know, done to death, but who cares? It's a game!
    Brief Synopsis Because The Library Computer Says I Have 5 Minutes Left:
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Travel across three of Wilmington NC's most active beachfronts: Wrightsville, Carolina, Kure; discover artifacts and treasures
    Integrated money system (WIP): you always have a wallet that can not be dropped or stolen, and can hold money you can >OFFER to people for things etc.; >BUY and >SELL items from and to shops.
    UberScout
    I'M ALIVE
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Holy crap on a Christmas sunday, it's been too long. Let's see, uhh, Kure Beach, went to the aquarium, made friends with an otter, lucid dreams about Jellyfish and questionable decisions with money, Mom and dad were in hospital, back now, heading to them now.
    Aspychata
    Aspychata
    Wow, you are going thru alot. Sorry to hear about your parents.
    Tired
    Are you okay?
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Yes, mostly. Just been busy trying to find a place at the beach to be. Gotta make my way back to Market Street to catch up at Rodeway Inn soon, but I need money.
    UberScout
    UUGGGH!!! Cops shooed us away from another spot this morning just cause we were sleeping there!! And it's 96 Fahrenheit out there, all my usual sign flying spots are already snatched up. Not one person gave me more than a dollar so far today. Can we please turn the difficulty off of Very Hard?!
    oregano
    oregano
    I do errands early to avoid people. I'm not really homeless but I don't like people, and I get to live where there are few people and no cops. Around here if you own your land and aren't growing weed and you keep your nose to yourself you are left alone.
    oregano
    oregano
    Politicians seem to think that having the cops chase homeless people around the cities accomplishes something. It just makes it that much harder for the homeless to get jobs and stability.
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Looks like I'm hunting for bug spray!
    UberScout
    Yep, well. That's a-- that's a pretty nice catch, yea, here in North Carolina, we like to respect the wildlife-- BACKFLIP!
    UberScout
    We finally got the room. My phone got lost for a lil bit then Charles found it although now the screen is cracked, we had a police officer tell us to move from our spot at the abandoned college building this morning but Charles donated plasma and got the room for us.
    UberScout
    Five days in blistering sun making single digit dollars at a time flying a sign and we still dont have another room yet. Gotta survive until payday and then my mother will pay for a month...
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    UberScout
    UberScout
    1000005842.webp

    "Ah but see, wishes do come true, don't they! He came back later on and found the room!"
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    So you were able to get a room?
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Last night yes finally. I never got to post about it because we now only have this phone and my mother was using it to talk to my sister last night
    UberScout
    AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHGGHHHAAA WHY ARE WE ON THE STREETS AGAIN WHY IS NOBODY GIVING ME A DAMN PENNY OVER $20 WHY IS NOBODY HELPING US WHY DONT WE HAVE A HOUSE YET
    Aspychata
    Aspychata
    It's tough for a lot of people these days. It's not you, just the masses struggling to stay afloat. Sorry , l met two homeless couples in this month. I found a place for one, but they preferred their van. The other couple is sharing a house with someone. If you find someone to share a house with?
    UberScout
    Stepdad won at slots this morning and got the room paid!! (Trust me I wish he'd stop gambling...)
    UberScout
    I guess when it comes to surviving, my family and I are just the kind of people that don't have a stable life until it's too late.... Please just somebody pray for me, I've lost the courage to believe in it actually working.
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    Rodafina
    Rodafina
    Wishing on stars for you and your family to find safety and stability. 💫
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    FayetheADHDsquirrel
    Are you feeling any better today?
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Somewhat... I only made $3 today. THREE. DOLLARS. Six plus hours of flying a sign while it's hot enough outside to deep fry KFC on the sidewalk and all I got out of it was $3. Do people just not recognize a homeless person in need when they see one?!
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