Return of The BuskerSteve

This story begins not a million years ago on the Planet Earth but exactly 51 years,2 months,16 days 17 hours and 40 min ago babyBS was born.
Of course just being born meant he didn't know anything and so mum, {who had a cuddly looking face like a Panda}, had to help out quite a bit -until his body, brain and everything else grew into a bigger baby boy - & then slowly he could start to try to figure everything out -what was going on in the world? and what did it all mean???- it was really strange at the start- everything was new and unfamiliar- and I mean everything!!!-there was so much to learn- mum helped alot and also my older brother and dad all helped as much as they could to teach/show me everything you had to know to fit in and survive on the Planet Earth.

when I say Planet Earth- it could of been anywhere-When you a baby trying to work out everything for the first time "Planets are least of your problems".So I guess you must be on auto-pilot- everything you do involves some weird mechanism of called "Learning". How can you learn anything when you are a baby and you know absolutely nothing. First things first I guess "INSTINCT" kicks in.In order of which happens first when on Automatic Mode may go something like this:-

1. Breathing
2. Screaming/Crying/Moving
3. Seeing/touching/smelling/hearing-opening eyes moving head towards noise/light
4. sucking/swallowing/riggling
5. peeing&pooing/nappies/bathing
6. moving body parts

Obviously I didn't know the names of any of the above at the time because I hadn't learnt how to talk yet.-this is only now I am an adult this is by guesstmate of what occured- I have not consulted any books, speallised learned jorunals/ INTERNET search for scientific evidence.

*wavewave* hi. Trying to read a little.

there is much more to this story

[apparently I can't do quoting format on the fly? ha]
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